Josh Widdicombe

No, I'd prefer to be Kirked, but if I had to do both, I'd probably do Orm's first thing, followed by Kirked.

Is it with the same hand, though?

Because in which case I might be Kirked before I got Orm's.

No, no, I'd have to request separate hands because the slap would be too near the nose.

And as much as I clean it down there, within minutes it goes back to the stench.

You cannot keep an arsehole clean for longer than the 30 seconds of air drying it out the shower and then your body's straight back at producing stench.

And that's everyone's arse.

That's not just me.

I'm not going to go at you if you've got a smelly arse.

That's just, you know, flesh on flesh without much air.

That's just science.

Yes.

She's just like jizz on all everyone's fucking cough medicine.

Getting dished out.

On their masks.

15 minutes.

I was going to say, it makes sense why it takes so long to get a prescription at the chemist.

Storage shaggers.

Good on her.

But if anyone is in Ormskirk and they know a supermarket with a pharmacy, just have a little look for some vents.