Josh Wolf

Good.

Pull a paper towel and walk it over with you.

And when you're done taking a piss because you're.

Because you're fucking... Oh, I'm trying to think of the guy's name.

Howard Hughes.

Howard Hughes.

Because you're fucking Howard Hughes of the Valley.

Reach up with your paper towel and flush it with that.

Because that's your problem.

That's your situation.

Why...

Do we live in this crazy, symbolic world?

Why not just fucking work big to small?

I'm really...

Each month that wears on, as I see my wife use the fruit cleaning spray on the apples she's going to give my son, the stuff that wasn't invented until four months ago, the stuff that does nothing, the tap water, wouldn't do.

As I see her do that, I just think back on the million times the gates were left open to the open pool where the kids could have drowned as toddlers and think, why is this such a priority when that thing could have killed them?

By the way, nobody loves their kids more than my wife.

Why is the fruit spray?

take take precedent over leaving the gates open like the real danger why are we i mean again you just take the swimming pool it's like most people won't let their kids going oh there's a handgun in that house no ways my kid going they're going to die in the pool they're not going to die but then why don't we just go straight statistics there's more fecal matter on the railing of the escalator over at the fucking mervins than there is on in the urinal why not just go with that we have no problem leaning against that

Right.