Josh Wolf

Terrible.

Look.

I do believe that when you're having sex, there are certain, like, endorphins and things are released.

Now, not anymore.

When it's a fucking novelty.

I used to see guys and girls, by the way.

You remember back in the day, like, you'd see them...

Literally, I saw this girl was in my theater troupe and she literally had like the skin worn off her knees.

And I'm like, what happened?

She's like real spirited last night, like down on the carpet and just going at it.

And then I realized there's no other situation other than like falling off a razor scooter where you would just slowly have the skin worn off a part of your body and not notice it.

Especially women.

If I just took a fucking flip-flop and started rubbing it on your kneecap until eventually it went raw, you'd sound off sooner than later.

This is both knees.

I mean, I've seen people fuck themselves up having sex just because once you get into that mode, once the blood starts going and the pheromones start flying, you fucking have a tolerance for a lot of things.

And sometimes the pain adds to the excitement just a little bit.

So you're like, that doesn't feel that bad.

Wait a minute.

I just came up with an idea.

A mobile anthill service for the adventuresome lover.