Josh Wolf

She was eaten up.

I spoke to a gal once who I never dated, but she explained that her boyfriend found out she was cheating.

And the way he found out she was cheating is he found...

A piece of a rubber in her coos.

And he did not use one.

That's gotta be... And by the way... That is so many levels of unclassy.

When you... And when you're the person who gets caught...

You got, you know, if somebody gets into your phone and starts looking at your text messages, you probably buy yourself a little bit of time to try to explain away some of the shit that it says on there.

But when you're just about to have sex or the guy's going down or whatever, and he basically pulls half a condom out of you.

You don't have much time to concoct a story.

There's not, let me get back to you on that one.

That's from high school.

No, that's been in there a while.

That was before you.

My gynecologist says it's not covered on insurance.

I keep telling him about toxic shock syndrome.

He doesn't listen.

How about this one?

I'd leave one in there just in case.

That's right.