Joshua Fox

And when it comes to the ladies that Channel 9 have cast for him on the show, it seems he might just find that somebody.

Because you know how unmarried at first sight, like if you asked all of the brides in there what they're looking for in a guy, they'd list things like, oh, well, he must have a Range Rover.

He must have a sleeve full of tattoos.

He must have a blue tick on Instagram.

He must have a massive cock.

Well, here's bears ladies talking about what they're all looking for in a partner as women above a certain age.

I think the youngest one is like early 50s.

So yeah, women like 50s and 60s.

And by the end of the first episode of Golden Bachelor earlier this week, everyone basically assumed that Big Bear is gonna pick this lovely lady, Jeanette, who read him this very sweet poem.

Anyway, quick side note.

You know how I'm like low-key a writer myself and did the book last year and stuff.

Well, I took it upon myself to rewrite Jeanette's poem from my perspective as if that was me stood up there with Big Bear.

So I'm gonna now like, you know, cut between Jeanette's version and Josh's version and you guys just make up your mind which one you like the most.

Not sure why I'm here, Bear, but I'd like to see you undress.

I've got a thing for older guys that I must express.

Nobody wants me.

Why?

I can't comprehend.

I don't like the name Bear.

That, I can't pretend.