Joshua Fox

He wants a woman who also loves Donald Trump.

He doesn't want his woman to be woke in the slightest.

And I'm just going to say it, from what I'm told about this guy, he is just a c***.

like if he's actually as bad as i'm told he is by so many people this show is again just bordering on abuse by matching somebody with him and and i believe his wife from the start is very much like what the have i been matched with the second intruder couple we've then got joel and juliet he's apparently like the token awkward goofy guy with like maybe odd jokes um similar to remember troy from many years ago this guy my name is troy

And then...

there's the gay couple.

And if you're expecting like a wholesome love story and a match destined for eternal happiness, especially given how, you know, it's now Mardi Gras month and a mainstream show like this, you know, bringing on a queer couple and inclusion and like, and if you're feeling this is a step in the right direction and it's going to work and we're finally going to get some joy, well, think again, because one of the grooms has quite the secret.

Now, on paper, Chris and Sam look like a match made in heaven.

They're both what us homosexuals would put into the muscle gay category.

And they both, like, work as trainers, and they both love dividing their time between the city and the country.

But the problem is, like, post-show, as soon as they stop filming their lives, are going to look very different.

And that's because by the time filming wraps, I'm laughing because this is so ridiculous, Chris will then have welcomed his first child.

And if you're not thinking, well, is this guy really in the best place to be marrying someone and starting a new relationship when he's got a kid on the way?

I'm also told that by the time the show then goes to air, like now, he's currently waiting or maybe just has welcomed his second child with a different woman.

Out of the thousands, if not tens of thousands of gays that would have applied to this show, and, you know, following the show's shit track record of queer matches, they decided, hey, let's choose this one guy currently expecting two fucking children with two women.

And then here's the other thing.

I'm kind of involved in this storyline.

So Chris and Sam got married last year on August 26th.

And by, let's say, August 29th, so a couple of days later, my inbox was flooded with messages about Chris saying how, hey, he was just seeing someone weeks ago before the wedding saying like, hey, you know, he's got a kid on the way.

Then someone's like, no, you know how this guy's got like two kids on the way.