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Chapter 1: What shocking developments are introduced with the new intruders?
Hello and welcome back to the MathSony podcast with me, Joshua Fox, and welcome to what I'm now calling the Saturday spoiler episode. And if this season has left you shocked and outraged so far, well, brace yourself because this week is going to take things to a whole new level. And trust me when I say it isn't going to be pretty.
So this week we're going to be introduced to six new intruders, that's three new couples, and with Chris now gone, producers have somehow managed to find a man out there who is even more repulsive. Remember how Chris was all, I don't want a woman who's fat, needy, or wears fake tan?
Well, former military man Tyson, who marries a woman called Stephanie this week, is also quite vocal about not wanting to be matched with a woman who is overweight. But the issue is his list is a little longer than Chris's because he also doesn't want a woman who has a body count above zero. He also wants a woman who's willing to give up her entire career and life to stay at home.
He wants a woman who doesn't really speak up or say and do anything. He wants a woman who also loves Donald Trump. He doesn't want his woman to be woke in the slightest. And I'm just going to say it, from what I'm told about this guy, he is just a c***.
like if he's actually as bad as i'm told he is by so many people this show is again just bordering on abuse by matching somebody with him and and i believe his wife from the start is very much like what the have i been matched with the second intruder couple we've then got joel and juliet he's apparently like the token awkward goofy guy with like maybe odd jokes um similar to remember troy from many years ago this guy my name is troy
I am 35 years of age. Well left. I try and stay active. I'm in pretty good shape. I do get a fair bit of attention when it comes to sex. No doubt about it.
And then... there's the gay couple.
And if you're expecting like a wholesome love story and a match destined for eternal happiness, especially given how, you know, it's now Mardi Gras month and a mainstream show like this, you know, bringing on a queer couple and inclusion and like, and if you're feeling this is a step in the right direction and it's going to work and we're finally going to get some joy, well, think again, because one of the grooms has quite the secret.
Now, on paper, Chris and Sam look like a match made in heaven. They're both what us homosexuals would put into the muscle gay category.
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Chapter 2: Who is the groom expecting two children with different women?
And they both, like, work as trainers, and they both love dividing their time between the city and the country. But the problem is, like, post-show, as soon as they stop filming their lives, are going to look very different. And that's because by the time filming wraps, I'm laughing because this is so ridiculous, Chris will then have welcomed his first child.
And if you're not thinking, well, is this guy really in the best place to be marrying someone and starting a new relationship when he's got a kid on the way? I'm also told that by the time the show then goes to air, like now, he's currently waiting or maybe just has welcomed his second child with a different woman.
Out of the thousands, if not tens of thousands of gays that would have applied to this show, and, you know, following the show's shit track record of queer matches, they decided, hey, let's choose this one guy currently expecting two fucking children with two women. And then here's the other thing. I'm kind of involved in this storyline. So Chris and Sam got married last year on August 26th.
And by, let's say, August 29th, so a couple of days later, my inbox was flooded with messages about Chris saying how, hey, he was just seeing someone weeks ago before the wedding saying like, hey, you know, he's got a kid on the way. Then someone's like, no, you know how this guy's got like two kids on the way. And I was like, What?
Then I did some digging, spoke to a few people, and I was told how baby one is with his lesbian best friend, and he'll be like a part-time father. And that baby, which for context, the show finished filming like end of October, then the reunion was mid-November. So he potentially could have rocked up to the reunion like, hey, surprise, it's me baby.
And then I'm told that baby number two was with an overseas surrogate. And he apparently started that process, which to be fair is quite long because the world just doesn't want us gays to easily become parents.
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Chapter 3: What are the controversial views of the new groom Tyson?
He started that with his ex when they were still together. But by the time it then got to finally like impregnating the surrogate,
he'd broken up with his partner and I believe just kind of still went through with it and I don't know if that's going to be shared custody or he's like going to be the sole father but I was told this about the two kids by multiple people so back in August I figured like hey This news is going to break soon. This is like a scandal on a storyline that's never been done before.
So, you know, there's interest there. So I did a podcast, I think, five days after the wedding, like, hey, guess what? There's a groom on the new season who's currently filming, but he's also currently expecting two babies with two different women. And in that podcast, which some of you may remember, and I made a choice then not to name which groom it was for a couple of different reasons.
Now, mostly, and I'm not going to lie, I made that choice because I thought putting the news out without saying who it was would cause a load of drama on set with all the brides then being like, well, who is it? Is it you, Danny? Is it you, Scott? And like, it just create mass paranoia. And I like to steer shit. So to me, I was like, oh, this could be funny.
let's drop this bomb and see what happens and I'm told that kind of did happen to an extent whether it was filmed for TV I don't know and secondly I don't know I thought also if I don't name like it's the gay couple and it's Chris I thought it would at least give him a chance to tell Sam like himself which maybe Sam deserves that at least and I'm not sure exactly how this will play out on TV but I do believe that from the second they met
Chris was planning on telling Sam at the wedding, but kind of got scared and decided, nah, then he was going to tell him at the honeymoon. But I think he just kept putting it off and off and off. Then he just, I don't know, I assume wasn't going to tell him. And then, and that's when my podcast and my post dropped, which basically forced him to immediately reveal all.
And I say the word immediately because he would have had to immediately tell him, given the fact that my post is definitely something that Sam would see, given the fact that Sam may have been a stranger to Chris as they met at the wedding. But when I first saw the pictures that day of their wedding come through, Sam was no stranger to me. And you know what's funny?
Like that day, August 26th, when I woke up to a message saying, hey, there's a gay wedding currently being filmed at Palm Beach. Do you want to come and crash it? I couldn't actually make it because I had shit to do. But I did joke to the person that told me like, oh my God, how funny would it be if like I knew one of the gays or even worse, I've like dated or slept with one of them before.
And then a few hours later, pictures pinged through and I zoomed in on the groom's faces, saw Sam's face and I was like, oh, no fucking way. But we'll get to that at a later date. What I will say now though is, and the long-term listeners of this pod or long-term followers of Maths Funny will know how I always joke, how maths just manages to like infiltrate my daily life.
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