Joshua Fox

Now, here's the twist, because a few Proseccos later, Brooke seemingly went from girl's girl to then being branded a mean girl by every viewer as she randomly started speaking up against Stella and Alyssa just out of nowhere.

The response on social media to Brooke's split-second edit change was brutal, and I don't think we have seen the Australian public become so united in instant rage against a reality star since Guy Sebastian won Australian Idol over Shannon Noel all those years ago.

I'm going to be honest.

I'm not even sure that joke worked.

I wasn't in Australia when all that went down.

I've heard about it many times and I'm told it was brutal.

And I think the joke works here, but if it didn't, please excuse it.

I'm just trying to bring in my Australian references for you lovely people.

Moving on now, a huge congratulations to Beck this week because not only did she hop back on the Danaconda, and it led to her having a very good time multiple times.

That's what I needed.

I needed that orgasm.

On to my last point now, and I'd just like to say on behalf of Australia, Steve, if you're listening, get in the bin, please.

I could not believe what I was watching during that red flag, green flag task as lovely Rebecca was stood there in front of the girls, absolutely praising this man.

And over on the other side of town, there was Steve stood up basically insulting every part of her personality.

And as I said in my podcast a few days ago, like I know things turn sour for them and he's not there into her, but I didn't realize it was that like strong and rude and kind of just felt a bit mean.

And to me, he basically said everything stood up there except what I assume he wanted to, which is he wishes he was matched with someone who is much younger.

And it's kind of like, especially on this show, a tale as old as time, isn't it?

Like the aging man wants to cling on to his youth by having someone younger on his arm and...

Actually, I wonder if this is what my future looks like because I really hope not.

Fuck, actually, I hope I'm not still single at Steve's age 52 because the search to find someone is already becoming very tiring and I cannot take another two decades of first dates and disappointment.