Julia Roberts

Well, so I did a play with Bradley Cooper and Paul Rudd.

What a cast!

I was there.

Ah, bravissimo.

I was there.

It rained inside the theater, which was great for everyone but the people in the front row, which we discovered they were all kind of being pelted.

Well, I don't think you go to the theater thinking that the rain in the show is going to get on you.

I wouldn't think that.

Yeah.

But, you know, we had rehearsed this play.

As you guys know, it goes on and on and on forever, and then all you want to do is just start the thing.

The opening night comes, and nerves are high.

Just even thinking about it, I'm getting a little short of breath.

So the play starts, Paul's on stage by himself and it's his apartment set and there's just this sort of like bare mattress, you know, apartment in New York.

And he's reading this, he's thumbing through this book and then there's a knock at the door.

open the door, and it's his sister, played by yours truly, clarinet player.

And I come in, and what's in his hand is our father's diary that he's just found.

And he's been reading it, and he's crazed, and he's manic over what he's discovered.

And he's talking about it, and he's talking about it.

And he tosses it on the bed, as he has done 9,458 times in rehearsal.