Julia Roberts

Right.

And this book skitters across the mattress, hits the front of the stage, and into the aisle.

Which is fine for the next four and a half minutes until I say, but.

Or Paul says.

Paul says it.

He picks it up.

And so we keep going, but we're looking at each other like, this has never happened before.

What happens when this happens?

Because this has never happened before.

Meanwhile, someone working on the show who has seen this happen sort of commando crawls down the aisle and says to the man in the front row, sir, you know, pick that up and just put it on the stage.

And the man's like, what?

Huh?

What?

Paul and I are acting our little hearts out.

Pick, just pick.

So the man picks it up and he kind of like doesn't quite know.

I mean, I wouldn't want to touch a prop or, you know.

And he puts it on the stage at the exact, you couldn't have planned it better, at the exact moment that Paul goes, no, I'll read it to you.

At the second.

And then Paul, being the amazing human being that he is, just turns and looks at the man.