Julia Roberts

Meanwhile, someone working on the show who has seen this happen sort of commando crawls down the aisle and says to the man in the front row, sir, you know, pick that up and just put it on the stage.

And the man's like, what?

Huh?

What?

Paul and I are acting our little hearts out.

Pick, just pick.

So the man picks it up and he kind of like doesn't quite know.

I mean, I wouldn't want to touch a prop or, you know.

And he puts it on the stage at the exact, you couldn't have planned it better, at the exact moment that Paul goes, no, I'll read it to you.

At the second.

And then Paul, being the amazing human being that he is, just turns and looks at the man.

He goes...

And everybody in the audience, you could just feel everybody just let out their breath that we didn't realize we were holding.

And we sort of went on for there.

And then you realize, wow, nothing that I've read is actually factual.

I was a doctor.

Did you hear?

He goes, you were a vet and you sold shoes.

Everybody does.

I was in the 4-H club.