Julian Casas
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
So I don't think Stephen Hawking fucked any kids.
There's only one thing he could have done, only one thing that makes any sense.
He'd line them up on the ground, put a ramp on either side, and turned his chair up to full speed.
And he has the science to make it happen.
I could just imagine his tires creating fire tracks.
And I'm pretty sure that's how his face got that way.
It's just the wind resistance.
You know what I mean?
He's just like... All right, that's my set.
I was thinking about what I wanted to do with my life because I was working at Amazon.
I was just tired of it.
And I said, you know, what kind of life do I want to live?
And I was like, do I want to be a rock star?
If I could put eight to ten hours a day into one of those things, I said comedy, I think, is the one thing that I could see myself working really hard on.