Julian

Thanks man.

Yeah.

Maybe I'll go to Yankee Stadium and hit a home run now.

Never went back.

Always push your hairline back this way or we'll take any facial hair you have and put it right on your jawline.

Nothing is worse than going to a barber for the first... There's no other... The only time you'll feel more pressure than that is maybe like if you're trying to cross the border into Canada and you're not sure if that one charge was removed yet.

Like, you know, walking up to the agent is kind of like... Yeah.

But when you try a new barber for the first time,

Well, if I could find some old photos on my phone of when I, cause I would just take photos of fucked up haircuts.

Just be like, this is, but do you pay for yours?

If I mean, I'm just, I, yeah.

Cause I, I won't, I just don't make it a stink.

I'll just pay and leave and never come back.

There's no way I'm paying for a barber that messed my hair.

There's no way.

I never understood that logic.

Maybe I'll pay for the cup and not leave a tip.

Because I've had people, I'm like, I don't like my edge up thing.

I'm like, you don't need to do my front line because my hair kind of does this.

You don't need to touch this.