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Episode 328 | Gun In A Corner

13 Dec 2024

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Chapter 1: What health update does Rory provide at the beginning?

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This is an iHeart Podcast. Guaranteed human.

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It's financial literacy month, and the podcast Eating While Broke is bringing real conversations about money, growth, and building your future. This month, hear from top streamer Zoe Spencer and venture capitalist Lakeisha Landrum-Pierre as they share their journeys from starting out to leveling up.

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There's an economic component to communities thriving. If there's not enough money and entrepreneurship happening in communities, they fail.

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Listen to Eating While Broke from the Black Effect Podcast Network on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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I'm Daniel Alarcon, and this is my friend who's much more famous than I am. I wouldn't go that far, but I'm John Green, co-host of the podcast The Away End with my old friend Daniel. On our podcast The Away End, we'll share with you the magic of international football, all leading up to the 2026 World Cup.

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Together, we'll find out why, of all the unimportant things, football, soccer, is the most important. Listen to The Away End with Daniel Alarcon and John Green on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, it's Edwin Castro, also known as Castro1021. And I'm Konky, his best friend and business manager. And we've got a new show called The 1021 Podcast.

Chapter 2: Why does Julian go to a barber that dislikes him?

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I'm taking you behind the scenes on how I became one of Twitch's most popular streamers. We also love sports. And with the World Cup right around the corner, we'll be breaking down the biggest storylines ahead of the big tournament here in the USA. Listen to the 1021 podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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We are back. Who's excited to diagnose the culture? Get right up in there. Are we diagnosing the culture today? Is that what we're doing? We're going to finger the culture today. So are we doctor? Should I call you Dr. Pharoah? Yes. We are going to perform. Never mind. I won't go down that route. Please don't. It's too early. Too early, man. How are you feeling? I'm good, man. Good. Good week.

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Finally got some sun. It was kind of like rainy and cold last few days. Well, it's brick today, but yeah, I hear you. When it's sunny and cold, I'm cool with that. I can maneuver with that. I'll take sunny and cold. I ate solid food for the first time last night. I felt really good. I feel much better. I got some sleep last night. Life feels a little bit normal now.

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Got your Duck Dynasty couture on. Yeah, which, you know, I thrifted this. When's the last time you took a shit?

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Chapter 3: What controversy surrounds mattress actress Lily Philips?

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today like why you keep starting episodes no because i i had this thought last night and today as well since i had the stomach doing that since i had the stomach virus thing i haven't taken a shit since monday oh because your bowels are completely that's what i'm saying i'm like how long does it take to like build back because i like another two days when do you think geez another two days it's been a long time i had that thought last night in bed i was wondering so i just wanted to ask rory it would be weird if i texted him that you're scared so i figured i'd do it on the pod okay

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I have a quick update from my mom. For those that didn't listen to the last episode, my mother was not the most motherly during my sickness. Did she hear your rant? She did not. Okay. But Monday night... After things started adding up, we found out Julian had the same thing. Other people were hitting me that they were sick. Amara was projectile vomiting in the backseat.

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Started to think maybe I didn't have food poisoning. So I texted my mom at 8.55. Don't think I had food poisoning. Amara's throwing up, runny poops. Julian, who works at our pod, had the exact same symptoms as me over the weekend. She replies an hour later, oh no, that poor little girl.

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talking about me probably yeah naturally but still nothing for you still still nothing that hey don't think i had food poisoning but it seems like everyone else no response except for that poor little girl tuesday 208 p.m my karma is fucking beautiful yeah and sometimes it has to go to family members sometimes you need to rejoice and celebrate yes when your family receives the karma that they fucking deserve should you hit by another bicyclist like what happened

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I got your bug throwing up diarrhea. My stomach hurts so much. I said, sorry, LOL. She said, I feel horrible. I said, I tried to tell you. She said, yes, now I know. Don't know how you even functioned. I can't even stand. Your karma.

Chapter 4: What are the team's thoughts on Jamie Foxx's new Netflix special?

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Look at your karma. Look at you. Mom sick. Go make her hang some Christmas tree ornaments and shit. I waited two or three hours to give her my Instacart password so she could get some food delivered. But I let her wallow for a little bit.

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You gotta let her sit.

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Yeah, bet you can't stand. Yeah, bake, shake. Got the shakes, huh, ma? Yeah. That made me feel validated. There you go. That's how you get back. It's like certain things when your therapist reveals shit about your child, then you're like, I knew I wasn't wrong. Yeah. That was like one of those moments for me this week. I think that's what actually like kind of cured me of that stomach bug. Yeah.

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It was all that guilt.

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had to go to my mom it was like when you got your cords cut remember that yeah oh god type of feeling remember in a green mile like when uh john coffee can just like take shit out of people yeah i think the ghost of john oh yeah took that disease out of me and then went right to my mom and said now you know what it felt like when he was putting that tree up there you go nice poor little girl all right what about the last five days i was yakking in front of you you're the poor little girl now mom look at you

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Look how poor you are now. Don't you want some help? Yeah. Yeah, mom. Throw up and shit yourself. Second update from the last episode regarding text messages. Damaris has had my full album since Monday. It still has not responded. I have yet to get a single, single text message from her. I knew it. Just giving updates. That's all. That's crazy. You're going to send it to me. Day four, day five.

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He's not sending that to you. I sent you the first thing when you didn't reply. So why would I send you that?

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You had your time.

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You had your time. You had your time with the album and you didn't respond to it. I never had. He changed the link on you.

Chapter 5: What are the mixed reviews about Jamie Foxx's Netflix special?

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Chapter 6: What did Caitlin Clark achieve to be named Time's Athlete of the Year?

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Pussycon.

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Chapter 7: How did the discussion about parenting and relationships unfold?

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At Javits. He said at Javits Center. I thought that was the car show. It was the DNC. It was at the 4040 Club anniversary. I thought that was Michael Rubin with the Fanatics. I didn't know that that was the fucking. Coochie Con is crazy. Coochie Con. Coochie Con.

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But if you think about that, there would be 900 men that just have like something in common, like a deep dark secret that they don't even tell their families. 900 men fucked one woman in one day. That is crazy. Special bond. Wow. You know how many people that is? How many stories and life journeys that is? How many stories? That is crazy. 900 people? Yeah, that's wild.

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Yeah, I think we need to, we need, I don't know, we need to protect our families. Your loins.

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4062.321 - 4069.491 Julian

Protect your loins. That's the problem. Too many women out here, your loins is unprotected. You're just giving your loins to everybody.

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4070.032 - 4073.297 Maul

Ooh, you know how many demons? At least 17 of them niggas was haunted.

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Yeah, now you got haunted energy all in your loins. I think 99 out of the 100 probably had demons. I think one guy was probably just like, ha, this be hilarious out of like good fun.

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The other 99 have demons.

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Five Julian's in there and the rest were demons.

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that's craziness to even sign up for that yeah well fucking nuts lily phillips will uh find your content soon i won't hopefully we'll we're gonna watch this shit will we right before we leave yeah we gotta watch it i'd watch like the first three just to see the vibe i do watch like the first three i watch like the middle julian wants to see the vibe i do like the first three and then like they don't even have candles lit in there that's because he's not a binge watcher he watched three yeah then he go do some errands yeah come back yeah yeah

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