Julian

I could see her being Ashley.

Smoked it.

There you go.

Ashley, A-S-H-L-E-I-G-H.

It's definitely a weird spelling.

She's not an Ashley.

She's an Ashley.

Ashley is different like Damaris not tall enough to be Ashley Ashley is a kind of tall definitely played basketball in high school but gave it up in college to be a bad bitch yeah we ever met the Ashley's that spell it regular but they try to spell it like exotic and then you find like you see their license like no you spell it correctly isn't there one where it's like there's no asterisks above this shit A-S-H-L-E-E that's another one too right oh that's the evilist that's more more black women have it that spelled like that watch it you have to see Damaris being an Ashley

i always i told my parents i'm like y'all should i've always felt like my name should have been victoria but my name fits me you also give evil nikki vibes too nikki yeah but nikki spelled weird nick n-i-k-k-i yeah yeah you're definitely n-i-k-k-i for sure i know i met a girl named nikki she spelled it like nike with two e's i was like your name is nike like nike and heavy on the e accentuate the e your name is nike not nikki

I said, yo, what's wrong with you?

Your name is Nike.

Has there ever been a person you didn't see yourself dealing with because their name was just, it just didn't fall off your tongue well?

No, I'm not that shallow.

I wouldn't see a beautiful girl that was cool and be like, yo, what's your name?

I'm not fucking a nigga named Earl.

They don't even make Earls.

They make Earls.

In my mentions right now, it's an Earl.

Earl from NFS.

Attractive guy, successful.