Julian

Park and call a tow truck.

I'm not going to sit here and wait.

I'm not going to watch to see if you do it.

Even if you pull in that tunnel, I don't give a fuck.

But if I catch you driving, I'm going to arrest you immediately.

So I pulled that shit right into that Burger King parking lot and called a fucking Uber.

But now, later find out, my license is suspended because I didn't take an eye exam.

Oh, really?

They do that now?

I'm sure you got mail about it.

Probably went to your mom's house, but I'm sure you got mail about it.

I was like, what the fuck?

That's what it was?

Sounds like a Democrat move.

Democrats don't want you to see things.

Oh, that's true.

Yeah, you're right about that.

But yeah, long story long, thank you to that pod fan because you did save me from having to get my car towed by the police and a possible, you know, long fucking day.

See, now I got to do some shit to use mine to see if it works for me.

You need to, yes, you need to take a passive vision test to renew your driver's license in New York State.