Justin Martin
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Holding a tea glass.
I will slap that on the back of a turtle box so fast it'll make your head spin.
Oh, there you go.
That's good.
That makes me happy.
That was funny.
It reminded me of what I looked at and saw the other day, or yeah, Saturday in the yard.
We were playing on a little bounce house in the yard and the boys disappeared.
So I look over there and Jackson taking a leak, you know, just because that's what boys do.
But Waylon decided he had to go number two.
In the yard.
In the yard.
Straight in the yard.
He said, Daddy, I poo-poo like Jude.
And I was like, they've been watching the dog out there take a dump in the yard.
And so there he was just taking a dump in the yard.
Problem is, he didn't know to squat like Jude.
He was just kind of standing there.
It got all over everything he had.
No, he didn't sit there.