We Shot Our Shot at Steve Harvey … He Shot Back
episodePreviously titled “Uncle Si's Dream Guest is Coming on the Podcast!” — renamed by the publisher on Aug 4, 2026
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Who is Uncle Si's dream guest?
Bye.
Bye. Bye. Greetings and salutations.
He's back on it, boys.
I love it.
Greetings and salutations.
I just wish I was known for some kind of intro like that.
You are.
Who does that?
Welcome back to the duck call room, ladies and gentlemen.
I know, but greetings and salutations is much better.
You're stuck on that, aren't you?
I love that guy, man. He's got a great voice, too. He's not bad. He would be a great voiceover guy for commercials. Who are you talking about? A local Honey Hole frequent customer that came in the other day while I was in there buying some stuff.
You didn't buy nothing that day. I didn't. Martin has a new hobby. I'm 50-50. Martin hangs out at the honey hole like an old man. I'm working plenty. But we got a lot of wardrobe situations today. Yeah, what are we doing? I got Cy looking like it's Easter Sunday. Shirt tucked in.
And Phil took off a collar shirt.
By the way, I said the shirt's not dirty. Oh, it is. Yeah, humongous stain right there on the left.
No, what that is is that was on the right. That was a chocolate bar last night. A piece of chocolate fell off there.
Okay.
God, I love you. And Phillip, I saw him change from a college shirt to the Price is Wrong.
The Price is Right.
Where did you get that shirt?
My daughter gave me this for my birthday.
Are you going on The Price is Right?
No. I would love to, though. I'd be pretty good at it. In 1983, I could win it. Drew Carey. That's the kind of thing. I was going to say, don't go 84, because, hey, Maul won him. The prices, right, would be hard now.
Prices of everything change every day.
Just whatever you think, add 20%.
That'd be all right.
Yeah, it's minding the cost of the Honda to fill my truck up.
Oh, yeah. Oh, it just did to fill my truck and my boat up, so...
I was just going to say, the other day I looked at it and it's $85. Uh-huh. Yeah.
And that wasn't premium. Yeah.
No, that's regular. Just dropping bombs at the gas station, y'all. See what he did there? Hunter appreciated it. Hey, I got a question for you, too. I said they made a big deal about Roy McIlroy's master's menu. Si, if you were serving a meal, For all your buddies. What's your meal look like? Like your ideal meal? What was his? Roy's was great.
Oh, they're making a big deal because it's good?
Oh, if I cook a meal for a bunch of people?
Yeah, but you have somebody else cooking it. It's just in honor of you. What meal is in honor of Cy Robertson? Like appetizers, what are we going with?
What? No, this doesn't sound great.
Oh, yeah, it does, because I want to know what he's got to say.
Well, no, no. We're appetizers. Okay, yeah.
Here we go.
We're going to have the duck wraps. Okay, duck wraps, wraps. Nice. I like that. A little bit of dressing. What other appetizers are real, real good?
Well, you like hush puppies.
Yeah, I do. Hush puppies. Hey, that's duck wraps and hush puppies. What kind of Barn Hills meal are we about to serve? Well, no, no.
Let's do it with Barn Hills.
That's straight from the Golden Corral.
Hey, this will be a good menu. Okay, what do you got, Si? This will be a good menu. You have a cheeseburger or filet mignon. And that's it.
With hush puppies and duck wraps. What's your dessert?
That's right. What's your dessert going to be? He's leaving off the French fries.
Hey, moon bar.
Anybody would make you anything you wanted for this.
Hey, that's what I'd want.
And we'd probably go down to the frozen food section at Walmart and just start grabbing stuff.
Some more Ida French fries, a thing of moo bars. And don't forget the hush puppies. Hey, got to have the hush puppies with jalapeno peppers in them.
And Willie would be over there just eating the crust of the hush puppy, leaving the middle for everybody.
Yeah, and I'd just jump over and just slap them.
What?
Hey, knock him out.
Oh, man. That was a lot.
He's just an outsider.
That was a lot sadder than I thought it would be.
He dialed it back.
I was hoping for.
I wonder what Willie would do if I just walked up to him and just back slapped him.
I don't know, but if you do it, let me know so I can video it.
We need a cameraman.
Video it.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
Who is Uncle Si's dream guest?
0:00–4:35
2
What meal represents Uncle Si the most?
4:35–4:58
3
What strange shower thoughts does John-David share?
4:58–6:13
4
How does Martin feel about his recent accomplishments?
6:13–17:01
5
What wardrobe choices are discussed in the episode?
17:01–31:05
6
What does Si think about cooking techniques for bacon?
31:05–44:30
7
What funny stories about kids are shared?
44:30–55:06
8
What unexpected topics arise towards the end of the episode?
55:06–55:10
Speakers
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