Uncle Si’s Wife Lands in the Hospital While He's at Work
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What’s the latest update on Christine’s hospital stay?
Welcome back to the Duck Call Room, ladies and gentlemen. I'm going to start today off. I'm going to go ahead and address the elephant in the room. What are you wearing? I mean, I'm used to weird things that you sport in here, but...
What do you mean? That was my jersey number in football,
22.
Monster man.
Emmitt Smith, you had it before Emmitt. Well, I'm just supporting Cy Robertson and Caitlin Clark all at the same time.
There
you go. You don't watch a lot of WNBA?
You got to watch out. You'll get fouled. Okay,
yeah.
You're going to get fouled?
Oh, yeah.
I don't want
to. If you wear this jersey down the street, you might just get tackled at any moment. And
then you'll jump up and shoot a three-pointer. By another female?
That's right. And say, do this.
In your face. And you'll do this or you'll do that. And then Sophie will do this back at you. I've
seen her, but I haven't watched her play basketball. Is she good at basketball? Sophie or is she just good at pointing? I would assume she's good at basketball. Why?
She made
it
to the WNBA.
Well, she's better at pointing. I'm
going to keep my
comments to
myself. That was process. Hey, you can play there now. They have no idea.
Yeah. Oh, really? Yeah. I can play in the
WNBA? Oh, yeah. Well, they haven't decided. That's the big stink about it. Yeah. They all got together, all the great minds of the WNBA. They really did that.
Oh,
that's what the problem
is. And
had a meeting about what the
W is. Oh, no. That's what the problem is. You said great minds. They ain't got 10
brain cells between the whole bunch of them. That's what I'm going to do. I'm going to shoot a bunch of deer this year. The game warden catches me. I'm going to say, well, I'm just a bear. You can define what you want to be.
Yeah, yeah. It's backed on that whole convo, Mark. I'm eating them. Well, here's the deal. There's been dudes dominating women's sports here for a little bit. And I've been waiting for them to try it in basketball. Because I was like, no offense to all the swimmers. Nobody really watches swimming. I said, but once some dude starts dunking on girls, then we're going to have to address the elephant in the room.
I mean, I would thank you to address it in swimming when they got up there.
They should
have.
Well, yeah, swimsuit is a good point. But I'm hoping we're at a crossroads here. A crossroads. For women's sports. You done screwed them up
again. Why did I screw that up? Because they don't know how to make a decision.
If they could find the cross on the road, they'd be up there. See, stop. I can't. You should be able to find something else.
No, no, because when they're coming to the crossroads, they're confused. Well, they don't know where they want to go.
They just stand there and go in a circle.
They don't know if they want to go straight across. They'll take a left or take a right or turn around and go back home. Seems like
most
of them don't want to go straight. I think they should turn around and go back home and never leave home.
That was a good one.
If only I were witty. If only you were witty. If Hunter was feeling better, I could have probably got a laugh out of him. Yeah, Hunter's about to fall over in here, everybody. Hunter's got morning sickness or something. I'm not sure what's wrong with him. It's
2026. If we're going down
this road, you never know.
Hunter, do you think you'd make it in the WNBA?
Hey, I know what's
wrong with Hunter. No.
What's wrong with Hunter? This woman's in town and she's keeping him up too late.
Is that facts,
Hunter?
Are you
staying up later than you used to?
No, I'm actually going to bed earlier than I used to. I don't think she's the one making me dizzy right now.
We were doing ads and Hunter was over there looking like he was about to fall over and kiss the
floor. I was very worried about you. I think I have another double ear infection or
something.
I'm going to have to refer you to the ENT that put the tubes in my kids ears. You're going to have to be a grown man with tubes.
I thought I was going to have to get them.
Yeah, see, Goblin almost had to happen. There's something, it is like biologically significant, though.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What’s the latest update on Christine’s hospital stay?
0:00–5:58
2
How is Godwin preparing for his surgery and coping with getting older?
5:58–14:42
3
Why are Martin and the crew worried about ultra‑fast robots wiping out?
14:42–20:39
4
What happened when John‑David’s clip went viral and how did the group react?
20:39–26:21
5
Which wild Vietnam story did Si finally reveal and what’s the twist?
26:21–33:02
6
How does the panel debate the future of women’s sports and technology?
33:02–40:16
7
What definition of a nerd emerges from the conversation?
40:16–48:53
8
How does the group close the episode with prayers for Godwin’s surgery?
48:53–54:34
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