Godwin is Headed for Surgery After a Mass Appears
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What’s the opening banter and why are they heading to Minnesota?
All right, welcome back to the duck call room, ladies and gentlemen. We are back on another hot Day. You know what the
difference in a dad joke and a bad joke is? I don't.
A sad joke and a bad joke?
Wow.
What's the difference
that's not your best one. The
first letter.
Yeah. That's not your best one there.
It's a time film.
Dad joke and a dad joke? Yeah. The first
letter.
That's a bad joke and a dad joke. Yeah, all in one. All wrapped up in one package. Really can't tell the difference there. Oh, man, alive. No, man. I'm getting ready. I'm I'm headed out to Minnesota today.
Mannersota. Whatever happened to Minnesota now.
To see the fine folks
at
Minnesota.
The Minnesota Game Fair?
I'm gonna try to. Yeah, I'm gonna go I got a little downtime. I'm gonna uh my buddies at Rappola said that they'd come get me. Oh Yeah, I'd go up there to that lake. Are you going ice fishing? No, that's man.
Yeah. I don't know what Minnesota's like in August.
But you know the cool part is I bet I get to see a bunch of baby ducks. I hope let me rephrase that. For the sake of duck season, I hope I see a bunch of baby ducks. And so you know what that means though. That means hunting season's here and you gotta have that duck stamp, man.
Gotta get on that duck stamp. So just head on over
to duckstamp.com and get it right there on your phone. Make it easy for you right now. Do it. While we do this show. Where's my phone? Oh hey, you better get it. You can't get it if you ain't got your phone. What'd you do in your phone? It's in the phone. How'd that go? Did they get their ears pierced?
Yeah, yeah. There you go. I dear. I still can't tell 'em apart.
Did you get your ears pierced?
No. No. Boy, they whined, they hooped and hollered, boy. About getting their ears pierced? Yeah. Really?
That's interesting. Goblin only does French pedicures French pedicures. He don't get his ears pierced. French
pedicures.
To be
fair, getting your ears pierced stabbing
you.
No, they won't they won't uh
Well they always maybe your granddaughter's ears pierced.
How do they explain the importance of the federal duck stamp for hunting season?
That's what he did the last time. Yeah, they did. I got 'em pierced so she could tell 'em apart.
You put like blue in one and green in one. One of them's got
diamonds, one of them got purple.
Okay.
Oh pearls and nimas.
There you go.
Does it heo? Not me.
You don't like him. Can't keep the diamond. A little
bit and sweet pea. Little bit and sweet pea. Sweet pea. Whichever one looks, I
know which one it is. Oh man. There you go. That's good news on ours. You ain't got no issue telling them apart. You know what Whalen told me last night? Oh, this You're gonna like this guy when I texted it to Johnny D.
I laughed.
You're gonna like it.
And then I told Allison and she laughed.
So we uh we told him last night, you know, laying him down to bed, like, hey, you you gotta get a good night's sleep, you're getting your hair cut in the morning. And so, you know, later and as I'm walking out the room, you know, I done kissed him, hugged him, whatever, said goodnight and all that. Whalen goes, in the sweetest voice that the boy can get, he goes, Daddy, I said, Yeah, what's up, son? He said, I wanna get my hair cut like yours And I said, What do you mean? He said, I don't want nothing on top There you go. And I said I'm gonna get
by a cut like yours.
Yeah. He said, I don't want nothing on top. How's it feel to be a hero? I said, I love it. I said, you're gonna have to talk to your mom about that, son. Just the old friar look. I'd get it done. I'd do it. Bring it to my
house, I'll cut it. Yeah,
my crew cut on top, long on the side.
Oh man, I got a feeling I did He said it again this morning when they were walking out the door and I said, Son, I got a feeling genetics will get you there soon enough. Yeah. Don't be wishing this one on your hand.
I would have figured it would have been the other son that would have said.
Jackson? No. He ain't that clever. Whalen's a little the little uh
He don't want no hair on the the little
witty one so far. And now you've
laughed.
Oh yeah. I laughed, I cried. And
so it's
on. And so yeah, who knows? I don't know what they're gonna look like. I did just get a text.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What’s the opening banter and why are they heading to Minnesota?
0:06–2:04
2
How do they explain the importance of the federal duck stamp for hunting season?
2:04–4:48
3
What’s the story behind the harmonica national‑anthem performance?
4:48–8:06
4
How did Uncle Si meet Medal‑of‑Honor recipient Sammy Davis and what did he learn?
8:06–15:15
5
Why did a child’s piranha catch spark a discussion about exotic fish?
15:15–22:32
6
What surprising facts did they discover about honeybees and their origins?
22:32–29:27
7
Who is the “Killer Bee Guy” and why is he compared to a biblical figure?
29:27–53:46
8
What final thoughts and upcoming plans do the hosts leave listeners with?
53:46–58:52
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