Willie Robertson Wouldn’t Let His Kids Open Their Own Gifts | Duck Call Room #589
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Why does Willie Robertson refuse to let his kids open their gifts and turn toys into investments?
Bye.
why am i the butt of the jokes today because you have rhino
haircut oh yes rhino
i know anyway welcome to the duck call room we have very special edition today there's no sigh there's no martin and for the first time in my life i'm the oldest human being in any room i've ever been in so i'm quasi uncomfortable but we're gonna see if we can trudge through this
are you older than your wife yes then you're old then you're older every day in a room
we're
no we've never been alone though um
i'm saying eating dinner with your kids you're the oldest person in the
room everybody else there too every day i've always had adult supervision in every aspect of my life until this exact you're supervising us right now yeah wait wait he's our
chaperone
there
will be jokes of immature boys there's already a comment of this episode i can see i know it right now yeah for sure
i
hate this Oh,
no, somebody's already clicked off. It's okay. I appreciate you guys because I used to get all those comments. Yeah, so
we're offloading. Thank
you. I appreciate y'all being here to take on. What was that guy's name, Hunter, that every episode for the first, like, 200? he'd get on and be like, if John David's here, I'm out. No, no,
no.
You're really committed. I got a funny one. He checks every week. Yeah. He's like, I really want to be a fan of this podcast, but as long as that guy's here, not doing it.
I forgot to say this when we did our podcast last one, but I was telling them off the record, but this guy commented on the last one we posted, and he said, this is so funny, and he said, I would hate to see any of them guys do manual labor. And I was just like...
Why would you want to watch somebody do manual labor? I think he was just trying to say we were soft. You couldn't do manual labor. But
it was just funny to me because I'm like, nobody in here is doing, like y'all aren't doing manual labor. I'm not saying you haven't before. I'm just saying no one in here.
Now you're
taking shots at me? No, I'm just saying.
You're
saying Cy can't do manual labor? I wouldn't want to see
them. I don't
think I could do manual labor.
I would not do a manual labor. I'm just saying
no one in here is a blue collar working manual labor job. So I just thought
it was funny. I just thought it was funny. You know, there's people that get mad about stuff. It's funny. We just zoom
right past. On our Unashamed at Hillsdale Friday episode, every Friday, this guy, Frank, comments. Oh, Frank.
I think Frank might have been my original hater.
Really? It might be the same guy. He comments all caps, and it's like two paragraphs every week. He never did that. And last week it was, this is an abomination.
Yeah, Zach is his problem.
Yeah, he doesn't like Zach.
He doesn't like Zach. To be fair. Or he probably hates us, too. Zach is his point of target.
He goes after Zach?
Yeah, every week.
Weird guy to take
on. John, where's your blanket at today?
It's warm. Actually, I'm pretty cold right now. I kind of need it.
That's my favorite part of that whole episode. I tuned in. I was like, okay, John Luke's got a blanket
in the hottest room in all of America in the summer. It was the one day that it was super hot in here, but now it's cold, so I need my blanket, but I didn't bring it.
But what did the comment say? This is the end of the dynasty? Yeah, John Luke's
blanket is the end of the dynasty. Which I'm like, does no one use blankets?
Bill Robertson actually never used a blanket in his life. It's a proven fact.
He used blankets.
Oh, that's right. I apologize. That is so false. He definitely used blankets. That is an abomination. Well, that's what people apparently think. He didn't shower, but he did use blankets. He did not shower. That's confirmed. You shower, though, don't
you? Yeah, I shower. End of the dynasty. We're
all through. That's what
I'm saying. Baths only. But that's what I'm saying. You only take baths? No, I'm saying Phil took baths. Wait, you take baths? He didn't shower, he took baths.
Do y'all take baths
or showers? I prefer a shower, but I do like a bath.
But that's what I'm saying. I feel like we're on episode 120 where I just got absolutely roasted for being a bath guy, but I'm willing to stand on business and say.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
Why does Willie Robertson refuse to let his kids open their gifts and turn toys into investments?
0:00–6:51
2
How is John Luke planning an “Archaeology Day” by burying 3‑D‑printed dinosaur fossils for the kids to find?
6:51–13:19
3
What happened when John David entered a Rock Band video‑game tournament and lost?
13:19–21:01
4
Do baths or showers win the efficiency debate, and why do some people think baths are “feminine”?
21:01–28:56
5
Which generation are the hosts part of, and how does their birth year affect their tech habits?
28:56–35:59
6
What’s the story behind Christian’s AI‑generated haircut makeover and the group’s reaction?
35:59–42:48
7
Why does Jacob consider Beanie Babies and other collectibles worth thousands, and how does the family handle them?
42:48–48:59
8
What biblical verse do the hosts end with, and how does it tie into the episode’s theme of obedience?
48:59–58:45
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