Justin McElroy

Grease is explicitly non-flammable.

Hey, no, I just want you to, you guys are gonna be really embarrassed, and I wanna show you guys the embarrassment.

I already am, yeah.

I'm playing Dungeons and Dragons professionally, Justin.

How much more embarrassed can I be?

He's not going to catch me.

I'm going to bolt for the door.

Into the office?

Yeah, he's not going to get me.

He's got grease all over it.

And you're on the ceiling.

You're on the ceiling.

I'm on the ceiling.

He's not going to expect this.

You're Lionel Richie-ing all over the place.

And I'm like, I want to like sprint towards the red symbol and like dive so that the cape materializes as I'm flying through the symbol.

And I'll like midair just like fly out the window is what I'm hoping will happen.

some of that the cape was a thing you invented like what if it happens and then it became so real for you that you dove yeah again I am playing Dungeons and Dragons professionally you are absolutely that is the writ of law okay as you can you describe the cape slowly and in detail episode episode one this guy finds a magical cape it's all been prelude to this moment

I miss that show.

You run into the... I run in... I know, Dad.