Chapter 1: What happens as the zombie horde attacks the house?
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Duba.
Yes? We're very close to the end of it now, Duba. You play yourself a jaunty little tune in case the noises get too upsetting.
Listen, I gotta go. Those bugs are to protect you. Later! Wait, no, hold on. I saved your life, man. You owe me.
Fine. It's an antidote. I don't know to what, but there's probably a reason it's here. then he turns around very quickly and starts to charge downward down the hallway as he screams even louder run as another corpse mound a horde of zombies begins to pour into the room ready to eat your whole body and ass so
I was thinking this morning as we were getting ready to record, when we stop doing this, I'm really going to miss this character. I love doing this guy. This guy makes me so happy. I get excited when we're going to sit down and record because I love this guy.
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Chapter 2: How do the characters react to the necromancy trial?
Loravith, what do you do? The door's shut. The door is shut, yes. The blob's trying to get through the door to Burgerman. Yeah, it is a mound of corpses. It's not like a slime situation.
I know, okay.
Sorry, I didn't. You get it, though.
I didn't call your blob the right thing.
Our words are all we have, Justin.
Literally. No, Griffin, your words are all you have. I carry a knife all the time. That's true. And I got big muscles. I'm watching. I'm watching for a second. Yeah, dude.
That's a totally fine answer to this situation. What are they doing? What is the mound doing? They're smashing against the door. Give me a... Like a blob against the door. Like a blob would do against the door. Give me a perception check. I'll give you advantage. You have a nice vantage point here on the ceiling. 13 and a nine. 13.
It's not going to take them long before they are able to smash in this door. It is already starting to rattle off the hinges and creak and crack in the center of its big wooden frame. With that perception check, you can also hear Burgerman just screaming from inside.
He's in a real pickle.
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Chapter 3: What strategies do the characters use to survive the onslaught?
I'm big. For 10 minutes, I'm big. I have advantage on strength checks and my speed increases by 10 feet.
All right, cool. You stand up from the pile of corpses you have just kind of dispersed a bit, and you are now considerably larger. You also have a plus five to your AC, which is great. Because of their diminished size, they are not going to make three attacks against you. They are only gonna make two. I'm gonna roll this on the table.
And it is worth noting that it also, because of my hill's tumble, it has received the prone condition from me. Now, I don't know how a big mound of bodies goes prone. But it's not like bowling pins. So it's not leaping into an attack. It's got to take a second to recombobulate.
Yeah, I mean, they'll spend their move action to stand up, but you also landed in them, so they're not having to move particularly far. Okay, so the first thing that happens is one of these zombies lurches upwards and tries to sink its teeth into your shoulder. What's your AC? What number am I trying to beat here? You really don't want these guys to beat you. Oh, you'll never.
You'll never beat nine. It's a nine plus five.
You'll never be nine.
So 14. Wait, hold on. Plus my shield. Oh, I'm not sure. That's not going to matter, my man. That is a 19 plus two. Plus my shield, Griffin. Nine plus five is 14. We've covered this. That is a 21. Okay.
Your AC is nine? Yeah. I mean, I don't know. That's what Griffin said. I'm a wizard. I mean, why does a wizard need better AC than nine? You're a big old dude. I don't know, man. It's been nine the whole time. But can I just say, it could have been a lot higher and I still would have taken a beating there. Yeah, that's a big hit.
Okay, so.
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Chapter 4: How does the use of magic influence the battle dynamics?
Rick just yells after him.
Scorpa just sighs as Halgrammett bails on them. Okay, I will say that you will be able to make it all the way to the library. I don't think that there is a path you can cut that does not go through haze and blaze. Unless you're lying and you don't actually want to go to the library.
I thought they were dead.
No. Well, they're all zombies, Dad, so in a way. I believe it was Raze and the other one, Frasier.
Days?
Days, yes, that have been killed. Blaze and Haze are both kind of just sort of very slowly crawling, chasing after Rictus. So unless you want to attempt some sort of maneuver here to kind of get around them, they're right flat in the center of the room. They will get opportunity attacks on you if you want to try to make it to the library in one turn.
Hey, Griffin, that's not fair. That's not fair. Dad thought they were dead. Yeah. Griffin may come dead.
No. Okay. So I'm going to use Misty Step. Okay. Okay. With Misty Step, I can teleport up to 30 feet to an unoccupied space I can see. Easy, yeah.
So I'm going to teleport to the door. Yeah, easy. You can for sure make that. That is no problem. You see Blaze and Haze reach up towards you. And you just kind of effortlessly vanish and reappear behind them. They turn and they look back at you. And then they decide that's not worth it. They still have their eyes set on Rictus, and they continue their crawling.
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Chapter 5: What is the significance of the red symbol in the office?
13 plus 5, 18. Okay. With an 18, as you are sort of pulled through the edge of this bubble, looking back into it, you see a very, very faint image of a tall humanoid figure wearing a sort of tattered cloak. You realize as you are pulled out of this bubble, inside of there, you can see this – entity that has called itself death that you have communed with a couple of times in the past.
He doesn't appear to be moving. He doesn't appear to be like completely all there. The image is like fairly staticky. But as you're sort of pulled outward, And the bubble dissipates. You do witness that. Franklin gives you a little sort of violent shake. He is a he is an orangutan. He he's very, very strong. And you managed to come to your senses.
And as you do, you see that time has passed as you were in here. The Corpse Mound has caught up to Scorpo, who is attempting to sort of hold off the crowd, the Corpse Mound. I'll give you another action here, since that one is.
Okay, option B. I run to Scorpo. Okay. And grab him. Okay. And cast Thunderstab. Okay, cool. You can move other things with Thunderstep? Yeah, you can move somebody, blah, blah, blah. You can also teleport one willing creature of your size or smaller.
They must be within five feet of you when you cast a spell, and there must be an unoccupied feet within five feet of your destination space for the creature to appear in.
Are you just sort of grabbing him and pulling him away from the corpse mound?
I'm grabbing him, and then we are going to Thunderstep next to Franklin by the door to the dining room.
Okay, cool. And the corpse round is going to take some damage here, right? Correct. Or they have to roll something.
They have to make a con save, beat a 14. Okay.
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Chapter 6: How do the characters plan their next moves after the chaos?
What's the smell like in there, Griffin? Not great. Well, okay. Fine, Burger Man. Have it your way. I climb up the wall. Spider climb.
Okay. All right, you're just leaning.
That's my one advantage that I have is I can climb up fucking walls because I'm still under the influence of spider climb. So I'm going to climb away because I can't. This thing will kill me, and I don't want to die. No one will protect Duber.
Yeah, absolutely. Okay, you hop up onto the nearest shelf, scale upwards back towards the ceiling. The zombies, you notice, are still kind of fixated on you. After having come down and jumped down and smashed a few of these guys, their ire has been drawn towards you. So as you climb, they are kind of trying to fruitlessly scale the shelves behind you.
Oh, and they're slippery, too. I bet it looks so stupid. They're really slippery. They look like total dorks. They have grease all over them from the spill. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you are able to... Even with their super well-defined muscles and gray hair. This is what I planned. I'm luring them away to save Burger Man's life.
I will say that is an easy thing for you to do with your spider climbing and their greasiness. As you move up around the wall, the corpse mound kind of just shambles and slips and slops away. And you are able to get them... out away from the door. As soon as they are clear from the door, you see Burger Man smash through the door behind them.
He looks at you, looks at the corpse mound, looks back up at you at the ceiling, and then he is going to bolt for this sort of rear door to the outside away from you and the corpse mound, running and shrieking and leaving a trail of grease behind him as he hoofs it. out of sight, leaving the door to the office now open with the red rune visible inside.
What do you do?
I mean, I don't think I can... Okay, well, let me ask you. I feel like I've done an action and done a move, so... We're not in initiative right now, so we're having some liberties. But he's clocking me still?
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Chapter 7: What challenges do the characters face on the second floor?
So this symbol.
This is why I think there's a cape.
This symbol you've never seen before, but it is magic and that must mean cape. So you've never felt more certain of anything in your life than the fact that when you step into this symbol, something's gonna happen to you. I step into it and I accept my cape. Yeah, you step into the circle. As you step into the circle, it flashes bright red. The cape must be invisible.
The cape must be one of those invisible, weightless, intangible capes. But it's there, it's like your own invisible cape, like in that movie Crash. And you step in and there is a flash of red light from the symbol. And as that red light flashes, you hear the corpse mound outside begin to get whipped into a frenzy. Cape, cape, cape, cape, cape.
The symbol disappears and you hear a loud whining hum emit through the first floor of the house as the barriers separating. the first and second floor dissipate.
The other thing that you can see now through this like sloppy pile of corpses that has approached the door to the office now, behind them on the other end of the library, some of the shelves appear to be kind of nested inside one another.
They slide out away from each other, forming a stairway up to a balcony overlooking the library up on the second floor that has appeared as you have removed this seal.
So that's another way up to the second floor?
Yes, there are now a few ways up to the second floor. You can see there's, let me use my ping tool. There's this guy here on the west side. There's basically the main foyer entrance. There's one to the north and then one in the library and one in the servant quarters past the now two giant piles of zombies that are creeping through there.
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Chapter 8: How does the episode conclude with the characters' fates?
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