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And he was like, listen, I brought my resume.

I've got like my history and experience.

And he legitimately like pulled out a piece of paper.

Shut up.

you know like basic stuff like he likes going to games and hiking but he was like yeah if you want to set up an interview you can just like call the number and i was like why don't you just sit down now when i can interview you oh my god great response yeah and it was really nice like he turned out to be an awesome guy he like offered to literally venmo me for the coffee that i'd already bought that's awesome what a good guy you look poor here you probably need this money

Well, okay.

So I've actually done interviews at my real job.

So I was like, okay, I'm just going to pull some of these.

And I was like, what's one thing you don't want me to know about you?

He did.

And it was like ready made.

It's like he expected it.

And he legitimately said yes.

I pry when I watch The Matrix because I'm scared about the future.

Honestly, I thought it was really funny and it was really clever.

And, like, because it was so quick, I was like, oh, no, you're serious.

Yeah.

So anyway, at the end, he's like, so did I get the job?

And I was like, well, we probably should set up like a second interview.

Oh, then I definitely got the job.