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Brooke and Jeffrey

Second Date Update Classics: Flea Market Find + Due The Math

09 May 2026

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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?

0.031 - 9.785 Alexis

Hey, thanks so much for being here on the weekend. It is the Second Date Podcast with Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, the official one. And every Saturday we feature two classics. Yep.

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9.805 - 10.026 Brooke

Yeah.

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10.046 - 31.916 Alexis

Exactly that. Put it back to back so you get a little longer dose. And also, if you guys love these and you want to see what they look like live, we're actually doing video now. Yes. There is a visual aspect to it all. Yeah. For the better or worse, I don't know. And we're rolling out a little slowly. We don't have the biggest team in the world, so we're doing as much as we can.

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32.316 - 47.595 Alexis

We've got two live videos up right now on our YouTube page, at Brooke and Jeffrey. Thank you so much for checking those out and for subscribing and for leaving a comment. Even if it's a comment that you were disappointed, we'll take that too. That's perfect too, honestly. You took time out of your day to write us. And we appreciate you.

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48.797 - 53.983 Alexis

So if you haven't, go check them out on YouTube again, at Brooke and Jeffrey. And your back-to-back classics start right now.

54.503 - 59.49 Jose

It's good to set rules and boundaries early on in a new relationship.

59.81 - 62.273 Alexis

Yeah, I mean, communication's key there.

62.293 - 69.122 Jose

Yeah, like when Brooke started dating her husband, she made a rule on night one. He wasn't allowed to cry when they hooked up.

69.303 - 71.365 Jeff

Oh, no, that must have been tough.

Chapter 2: What boundaries did the listener set before the first date?

151.859 - 153.281 Jose

So, Leo, welcome to the show.

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155.143 - 160.289 Alexis

Leo, are the rubber band tariffs hitting you hard, too?

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160.349 - 165.231 Jose

Or did you rubber band yourself? No, I'm still here. I'm doing all right.

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166.512 - 167.413 James

Okay. That's good, Leo.

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167.453 - 175.621 Jose

Where do you get your extra strength rubber bands from? I don't typically need to get a lot of them.

175.641 - 177.823 Jeff

Both of them just save them from random mail.

177.863 - 183.067 Leo

That's actually kind of smart. Yeah, I got a drawer that I got too many of them, actually.

183.087 - 183.508 Jeff

Same, bro. Same.

183.528 - 192.696 Jose

Well, share the wealth at some point. But, hey, I know you went on a date with somebody recently. What's her name? Her name's Marissa. Okay. Where'd you meet her?

Chapter 3: How did the listener save money on his date?

385.304 - 390.819 Jose

Yeah, it was. It was. Did you guys buy anything, take anything home? Yeah, we each got one thing.

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391 - 399.123 Leo

I got a Fleetwood Mac record and she got one of those novelty aprons where it looks like there's a shirtless firefighter on the front.

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399.143 - 404.25 James

Oh, I like. Silly. All the cool stuff.

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404.27 - 426.313 Leo

So is that it? Well, yeah, that's it. We each got the one thing and then I walked her back to her place. And on the way back, it was starting to get kind of chilly. So I gave her my jacket. And when we got to her place, I was like, oh, yeah, you can just hang on to it. Because I was so confident that we would meet up again because that's how well the first date went.

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426.293 - 436.911 Leo

And now she's not answering any of my texts or calls. And it's like, hey, as much as I would like to see Marissa, I would also like my jacket back.

438.173 - 443.6 Alexis

You know, if you think about it, this cheap date actually cost you a lot of money if you lose that jacket.

443.82 - 444.281 Leo

Yeah.

444.461 - 445.903 Alexis

Taxidermy is not cheap, Jeff.

446.083 - 448.427 Leo

I could imagine. Yeah, that didn't happen.

Chapter 4: What unique experiences did the listener have at the flea market?

689.392 - 695.579 Marissa

Okay, so he probably wants his jacket, I assume, so I can just, like, leave it outside my place.

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697.061 - 700.305 Jeff

That's all you're focused on is the jacket? You're not focused on him at all?

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700.986 - 702.708 Marissa

I'm just not really into him.

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703.429 - 708.835 Alexis

Okay, but I thought that you just wanted to be friends. That's what you said. Like, you're not into him even as a friend?

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709.169 - 719.204 Marissa

Yeah, I think when people start dating, the idea should be that you start as friends and then if it progresses from there, great. But I just don't really see any hope for that in this situation.

719.224 - 721.592 Alexis

My goodness. After one...

721.64 - 724.544 Jose

Well, that's fair. Like you're allowed to feel that way. I don't know.

724.684 - 734.458 Alexis

I just feel like if you're going to start as friends, you've got to be more open. You've got to give it a little bit more time because sometimes friendship in general just takes time. Unless it's so bad that you know.

735.38 - 741.609 Jose

What can I ask? Was there something like one particular thing that made you feel that way when you were hanging out with him?

Chapter 5: Why did the listener feel confident about the date's outcome?

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964.083 - 966.787 Marissa

No, I didn't. And now you're just lying.

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966.807 - 977.461 Alexis

Listen, listen. I mean, you've got a person here who really likes you, who's trying to be a better person. I mean, what more can you want from someone? A guy who can admit their flaws is nice.

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977.561 - 978.623 Marissa

Seriously.

978.663 - 981.006 Alexis

And actually take action to change them.

981.046 - 989.558 Marissa

Someone who doesn't have so many red flags and issues talking about his ex all the time and doesn't tip and is into crypto. This is so messed up.

990.078 - 993.583 Alexis

I think it's your perspective, though. I think if you looked at it the other way, they're all green flags.

993.563 - 1001.718 Jose

And I haven't heard him mention his ex-girlfriend once during this entire phone call. And he doesn't have his little paper in front of him to remind him not to do that.

Chapter 6: What unexpected twist happened when the listener tried to reach out?

1001.758 - 1002.88 Alexis

We didn't even know he had one.

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1003.601 - 1008.691 Leo

I actually wrote that on the paper before I called the radio station, actually. But I'm doing well.

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1008.871 - 1012.618 Alexis

Oh, you do have a paper right now as well?

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1012.598 - 1015.771 Marissa

Okay, I feel like I'm being set up and I kind of want to go now.

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1015.971 - 1023.722 Jose

Well, Marissa, don't you feel like maybe you're being a little bit harsh and judging him a lot for like a piece of paper that you found?

1024.124 - 1030.173 Marissa

No, not really. Like, I don't, this is not even like someone I want to, I just don't even.

1030.193 - 1033.999 Jose

You don't care enough. No, but you will hold onto his jacket for two weeks.

1034.56 - 1035.802 Alexis

Oh, the jacket. What are we doing there?

Chapter 7: How did the listener's jacket become a point of contention?

1035.922 - 1039.527 Alexis

She said that she'd leave it on her doorstep. Oh, that's right. I'll put it out today.

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1040.148 - 1041.71 Jose

No, wait, don't put it outside.

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1041.791 - 1044.555 Leo

Someone's going to steal it. It's a really nice jacket.

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1044.655 - 1052.747 Jose

And then they're going to have all the tips about what not to do on the first day. So Marissa, would you at least meet up with him to hand him his jacket in person?

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1053.233 - 1056.847 Marissa

I'll put your jacket out at seven. Come and get it at 7.

1057.167 - 1058.668 Alexis

Okay. Well, there's a deadline.

1059.209 - 1066.996 Leo

Wow. Marissa, I'm just going to say that you're not as nice as you were on our first date. And it's not going to help you make more friends if you're not this nice.

1067.016 - 1068.757 Marissa

You know what I mean?

1068.837 - 1069.938 Jose

That's some friendly advice.

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