Justine

Yeah, it's like this online test.

Oh, you put in all the stuff that you care about, like your preferences and whatever for like finding a partner.

And it's supposed to come back with like the percentage of men on dating apps who like fit those preferences.

Yeah.

And so like, I started out like super basic.

I was like, they have to have a job.

They have to like,

not live at their parents' house, like have a car.

Literally, I didn't put a single thing that was physical, like height or anything, and it came back with less than 1% of men.

truly oh my goodness okay so so you weren't feeling positive i'm guessing at that number or you know that's like very bleak okay yeah anyway i like after all of that ended up meeting this guy named james like just in a coffee shop oh randomly didn't even need the dating app she ran into the one percent okay that's kind of funny like the irony how did that interaction happen

I literally was just sitting down and I was like scrolling and he comes up to me and he's like, are you accepting applications?

And I'm like, oh, I'm sorry, I don't work here.

Like I thought he was like applying at the coffee shop.

No, I guess I just like looked like I was, I don't know.

I don't know.

I was like, oh, sorry, I don't work here.

And he was like, no, no, like to be your boyfriend.

Oh, it was all a lie.

OK, did you like that?

I mean, I thought it was funny, but he like fully went along with it.