K. Michelle

Unless when Portia was with her friend and the text came in, maybe Portia...

Like, maybe the guy said, oh, I'm with Portia right now.

That's hilarious.

Oh, that's so funny because she was just talking about Dennis in the bed.

Like, maybe that's how it came up.

But, I mean, I'm really putting in way too much thought into this.

The whole thing sounds a little crazy.

Well, look at Kelly getting in the mix.

In the mix.

I mean, that's the truth.

That is the truth, too.

So Portia's like, this is all a text.

I can get it.

And Portia's like...

And so K. Michelle is watching back and forth.

She's just sipping her tea, and she's like, I'm confused as hell.

life isn't boring okay i'm picking up plates for my daughter's wedding um so kelly is saying let me be very clear if i'm going to screw and bang anybody do you think that i'll be thinking about porsche and dennis have you seen him lately and then they show this really bad picture of dennis so porsche's like and if we're gonna eventually be cool i want you to acknowledge to treat me i mean i want you to continue to treat me how i treat you so which by the way i don't think you've treated kelly tremendously well but that's okay

So Kelly is like, I think this is a game of, oh, I want to be your friend.

So I'm going to be fake.

I'm going to say I want to be your friend, but I'm going to actually just use that as an excuse to drop this bullshit.