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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
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well hello and welcome to what's what's crappin's i'm ronnie and that's ben over there hello ben hello ronnie how are you happy monday everybody today we have amazon live at 1 30 pacific time that's over on amazon live you can get links to that over on our instagram link in bio section if you want this recap on video or you want bonus episodes so this week will be a top
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I want waffles, lots and lots of waffles. I want some waffles with you. The episode was called Rumors and Raised Eyebrows. So it was like a generic title. So Bravo couldn't come up with a good pun. I think they should have done the, I want waffle song. I think they should have done the, who sings that song? God, who sings that? I want money song.
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Chapter 2: What is the significance of Kelli's chicken and waffle restaurant?
It's killing me. It's one hit wonder. The name is. Oh, I thought it would pop into my head and not be special, but I couldn't think of it. Oh, well, but yeah, waffles, waffles, waffles everywhere. Waffles in the bed, waffles on the plate, waffles in the sky, waffles on the road. Who could be upset?
Horses get now. Loved it. Or buy now, I guess I should say. Horses buy now. I love that. I thought that would take the whole season. When she showed up with that fake boyfriend last week, I was like, oh, God, here we go to closet season. I don't need another closet season on this. We've already got Beverly Hills. I can't have two closet seasons running at one time. But...
That closet door swung open.
Let the good times roll. Yeah. We got right into it. Into Sway. Wow. Really one-upping Drew's, her closeted storyline, which she even acknowledges on the show. I have to say, first of all, I Want Money is by Calloway.
Chapter 3: Why did Porsha ditch the restaurant and reignite a feud?
Second of all, I'm not going to lie. I really thought last week's episode was boring. Like I really did not like it. I was trying to have a good attitude on the pod. I was trying to have a good attitude just for myself because I want Atlanta to be great. I thought this week's episode was so good and so funny. I was cracking up. I was in it the whole way.
So I feel like last week's episode was maybe just like a getting the... Like, here are the new people. Let's get the wheels turning. And to me, I was totally... I was totally in on this episode. I was cracking up. I think K Michelle is like a total star. There are a lot of people who probably already know that because they've already been following her.
But for someone like me who hasn't really had a lot of exposure to her, I get it. I see why she has a name and why she was a breakout from the various formats that she was on. And I love that this episode about waffles ended on an infected BBL. So, you know, what could go wrong?
We were just talking on some episode about why BBLs stink, because someone said BBLs are stinky, and we were wondering why they stink. Maybe this is why. Maybe that's why. Maybe that's why. An infected BBL. I watched a miniseries this weekend called Death by Lightning, and it was about the assassination of President Garfield. It's Garfield, right?
Chapter 4: What humorous moments stood out in the recap?
And it was really good, actually. And he ends up... Well, Chester Arthur was the vice president. Follow up. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. And the he gets shot and the bullet goes into him. And there's a black doctor who's there on the scene. He's a freedman. And he's like, I can help you. So he starts doing surgery on him. And then the white doctor comes in and he's like, get the hell out of here.
Black doctor. I'm doing this because I'm a white doctor. And he's like, you haven't even cleaned your utensils like you haven't even cleaned your instruments. Haven't you read the latest the latest research that says if you don't clean these properly, it can lead to sepsis and infection. It's like, get out of here, black doctor. And then, of course, the president dies because of that.
And I then I watched Atlanta right after and I was like, oh, my gosh. Am I not infecting the things that I'm cleaning? I mean, it was like a sign from the universe. I'm sorry to make it all about me, but I was like, first a president and now K. Michelle's booty? Is anybody doing proper surgeries around here?
I'm obsessed with how you linked K. Michelle's BBL to the assassination of Garfield.
It was like two infections right in a row. And I was like, is this a sign? What's happening?
You know, it reminds me of the fate of Anne Boleyn. I couldn't help but feel like if perhaps she had gotten a BBL herself, that maybe we would have let her keep her head.
And BBL in. yes all right so we start with a cold plunge now i didn't have high hopes for this episode just from this i was like a cold plunge we need to come up with new bravo scenes for people to do i can't with the come on
It wasn't just a cold plunge. It wasn't just a cold plunge. It was a Shamia cold plunge, which meant that she was extra Anne Hathaway drama kid about it. So, Anne, I mean, Shamia and Pinky both get into these cold plunges. And of course, they're being really like, look at me.
mom i'm on tv and shamia's like oh shay can you see she starts seeing the star spangled banner in a way that's just like annoying i don't know i just have like no tolerance for shamia this season no i was like no this is bad this season's gonna be terrible but luckily that was i think the worst scene of the entire episode well i like that pinky sang over her so pinky's okay in my book for now
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Chapter 5: How does the episode address the theme of friendship among the housewives?
So I guess she's not listening to Jeanette. But that's sad. You know, you don't want to see anybody lose custody of the kids. And especially to Ralph, like the secret videographer of the family who disappears to Florida. Like, yeah, that's really sad.
So Drew has a premiere that she wants to invite Angela to at the mall. And so she's going to have that. And we go back to Phaedra and Amy in the car.
They do more movies on this show that no one's ever seen. It feels like fiction, doesn't it?
You never heard of the blockbuster sci-fi monumental film run before?
Well, even like, look, I get like you're making it on. I don't know what it's on, actually. And I Googled it and I still don't know what it's on. Well, first off, I Googled it. Look, if you're going to name a movie, you have to Google the name first. You know what I mean? To see if there's another movie maybe named that. And there is in 2020. And that's the only movie that comes up.
So I had to Google run movie Drew Sidora for this one to come up. And I think it was still like third or fourth in the results. And it has like one star on Rotten Tomatoes. Wow.
I can't believe that. I can't believe an ensemble film starring two of the real housewives of Atlanta and then the monster from The Shape of Water only got one star. The Shape of Water. They're trying to get some Guillermo del Toro juju on their project. Look, I love me some Claudia Jordan. She is like... she's one of my favorite one hit wonders. I, I thought she was a great housewife.
I would love to see her back on the show. I am not tuning into a sci-fi movie with Claudia Jordan as the headliner. No offense. Like that's just not what I tune in for, you know, just as I wouldn't necessarily tune in to see, well, I was going to say, I was going to say something like I was going to reverse it.
Like I wouldn't want to see deal or no deal with Meryl Streep as one of the briefcase girls, but actually I would like to see that. So it doesn't really work the other way around, but yeah, I'm not, yeah.
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Chapter 6: What controversies arise regarding custody and parenting?
I was with a friend of mine and he received a text from a married man and this man is telling him, oh my gosh, I just F'd Kelly.
So Portia's basically like, not only did you sleep with a married man, but while you were there in the bed, you were on the phone with someone and they heard you say something about Dennis.
yeah what the guy heard kelly talking about dennis on the phone what kind of gossip is she sleeping with anyway that this guy's in the bed calling his friend and being like hey i just fucked kelly and she's talking shit about dennis on the phone i mean is this just derrick um i think who who is she fucking
I mean, I'm trying to piece it together because I can imagine a guy being like, yo, I just slept with Kelly from Real Housewives of Atlanta. Isn't that crazy? And like, that's like something like I can see a guy texting a guy because as we've said before, straight men are the biggest gossips. But then like, I don't know why he would say, and then she was talking about Dennis.
That doesn't seem right. Unless when Portia was with her friend and the text came in, maybe Portia... Like, maybe the guy said, oh, I'm with Portia right now. That's hilarious. Oh, that's so funny because she was just talking about Dennis in the bed. Like, maybe that's how it came up. But, I mean, I'm really putting in way too much thought into this. The whole thing sounds a little crazy.
So, Kelly is like... Did you read the... Dennis and Kelly hate each other. Did you read the thing about them this weekend? It was really funny. He tweeted, damn, was this the opening for the restaurant that's already closed? Yes. Yikes. And she wrote... I see why your baby mama likes girls now, heart. Bye, Demetia.
Well, look at Kelly getting in the mix. In the mix.
But you know what? Who cares if people talk about Dennis, first of all? You're not even with him. And second of all, you did sleep with the married man. His name is Simon. You're living in his house now.
I mean, that's the truth. That is the truth, too. So Portia's like, this is all a text. I can get it.
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