Kaelyn Moore
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
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I remember I bit my mom once because I would get really excited.
And so my mom came home from work one day and I bit my mom.
And I just ran up and chomped her.
She picked me up and I bit her on her shoulder and it hurt her.
Oh, I was probably like three or four.
And I remember she put me down like immediately was like stone face, put me down, turned around.
And then my dad came and scooped me up and brought me upstairs.
And like how to like I remember sitting on the bed and him being like, we don't bite.
This isn't going to happen again.
See, I didn't go through the biting phase.
I went through the phase of like I would go in the fridge and take sticks of butter out of the fridge.
I remember a vivid image of like trying to eat a napkin once.
And then I would take the cat and I would go behind the couch and give her haircuts.