Kamail Nanjiani

Yeah.

I'd never experienced that before, so I didn't know that you should wait for it to go back down.

It was all the way up the top, and I just thought, oh, well, just flush it again.

I flushed it again.

Jesus Christ, it was awful.

It just...

It went over the toilet seat, poo, paper, everything, and water just flowing and flowing onto the carpet.

Apparently, I was screaming, and I was screaming because she just came in through the door, and then she went, and she had a snake plunger, and she went because they'd had problems with the toilet, and she was doing it with the snake plunger.

The dad came in.

Everybody was there.

I was crying, and that as well, and then she gave me the snake plunger afterwards and said, here you go.

You can have it, and it has been used since.

My first thought is a spider because that would take a lot of bravery and I'm not prepared to go there.

I can't do anything with a spider.

I don't like heights.

God, I don't like worms at all.

I don't like singing in front of people.

I don't like creepy crawlies.

I really don't like doing karaoke.

Yeah.