Kareem Rahma

I mean, have you been outside?

I mean, have you been outside?

I mean, have you been outside?

Well, I forget that you live upstate, but if you've ever been outside in New York City, there is so many ways to die.

Well, I forget that you live upstate, but if you've ever been outside in New York City, there is so many ways to die.

Well, I forget that you live upstate, but if you've ever been outside in New York City, there is so many ways to die.

And I think ever since I had the baby, I'm thinking about that. I wear a helmet now on my bike. I've ridden a bike in New York for 13 years. No helmet. Now I wear a helmet every time, even if it's just a city bike, which is rare. And if you think about it, you're walking down the street. At any moment, a fire escape could come unrusted because I'm pretty sure they're all rusted.

And I think ever since I had the baby, I'm thinking about that. I wear a helmet now on my bike. I've ridden a bike in New York for 13 years. No helmet. Now I wear a helmet every time, even if it's just a city bike, which is rare. And if you think about it, you're walking down the street. At any moment, a fire escape could come unrusted because I'm pretty sure they're all rusted.

And I think ever since I had the baby, I'm thinking about that. I wear a helmet now on my bike. I've ridden a bike in New York for 13 years. No helmet. Now I wear a helmet every time, even if it's just a city bike, which is rare. And if you think about it, you're walking down the street. At any moment, a fire escape could come unrusted because I'm pretty sure they're all rusted.

No one ever uses fire escapes. But a fire escape could just fucking...

No one ever uses fire escapes. But a fire escape could just fucking...

No one ever uses fire escapes. But a fire escape could just fucking...

slice you right down the head and the body cut you in half you know you step out you step onto the sidewalk all of a sudden there's a bike messenger that's delivering food just runs over your fucking body you know get hit by a semi-truck there's just so many ways to die in the city that i think final destination is just reminds you of all the creative ways that one can perish

slice you right down the head and the body cut you in half you know you step out you step onto the sidewalk all of a sudden there's a bike messenger that's delivering food just runs over your fucking body you know get hit by a semi-truck there's just so many ways to die in the city that i think final destination is just reminds you of all the creative ways that one can perish

slice you right down the head and the body cut you in half you know you step out you step onto the sidewalk all of a sudden there's a bike messenger that's delivering food just runs over your fucking body you know get hit by a semi-truck there's just so many ways to die in the city that i think final destination is just reminds you of all the creative ways that one can perish

by two college hungover idiots that are like, it's good enough. That's literally what there's... Every time I've ever installed a window air conditioner, I go, it's good enough. It'll hold. I cannot believe that the city functions like this. That there's not a city-wide window unit installing or inspection system Something. They gotta regulate that, dude. It should be regulated.

by two college hungover idiots that are like, it's good enough. That's literally what there's... Every time I've ever installed a window air conditioner, I go, it's good enough. It'll hold. I cannot believe that the city functions like this. That there's not a city-wide window unit installing or inspection system Something. They gotta regulate that, dude. It should be regulated.

by two college hungover idiots that are like, it's good enough. That's literally what there's... Every time I've ever installed a window air conditioner, I go, it's good enough. It'll hold. I cannot believe that the city functions like this. That there's not a city-wide window unit installing or inspection system Something. They gotta regulate that, dude. It should be regulated.

I'm all for deregulation of government, but the fact that the window units in New York City are just slapped in by two hungover guys... is just beyond.

I'm all for deregulation of government, but the fact that the window units in New York City are just slapped in by two hungover guys... is just beyond.