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SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
“Every man should have to wear a speedo to the beach at least once!” with Jay Jurden

Number two, I'm greedy. I want to see it.

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
“Every man should have to wear a speedo to the beach at least once!” with Jay Jurden

You can't trust queer people. This isn't some secret LGBTQ plot. This is a very public plot. I want to see it. We're all thinking about it. Objectify men. Objectify men. Objectify more men. That's what 2025 is all about. Get naked now.

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
“Every man should have to wear a speedo to the beach at least once!” with Jay Jurden

You can't trust queer people. This isn't some secret LGBTQ plot. This is a very public plot. I want to see it. We're all thinking about it. Objectify men. Objectify men. Objectify more men. That's what 2025 is all about. Get naked now.

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
“Every man should have to wear a speedo to the beach at least once!” with Jay Jurden

You can't trust queer people. This isn't some secret LGBTQ plot. This is a very public plot. I want to see it. We're all thinking about it. Objectify men. Objectify men. Objectify more men. That's what 2025 is all about. Get naked now.

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
“Every man should have to wear a speedo to the beach at least once!” with Jay Jurden

But Jon Hamm is not what you need to be. In a Speedo, the most beautiful images in a Speedo are about uniformity and a bunch of other things. It's not sometimes a comically large Speedo. And this is kind of like, I don't know, Greek antiquity of me. Sometimes when a penis, when a bulge in a Speedo is so big, it's distracting. That's funnier than it's sexy. Have we thought about this?

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
“Every man should have to wear a speedo to the beach at least once!” with Jay Jurden

But Jon Hamm is not what you need to be. In a Speedo, the most beautiful images in a Speedo are about uniformity and a bunch of other things. It's not sometimes a comically large Speedo. And this is kind of like, I don't know, Greek antiquity of me. Sometimes when a penis, when a bulge in a Speedo is so big, it's distracting. That's funnier than it's sexy. Have we thought about this?

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
“Every man should have to wear a speedo to the beach at least once!” with Jay Jurden

But Jon Hamm is not what you need to be. In a Speedo, the most beautiful images in a Speedo are about uniformity and a bunch of other things. It's not sometimes a comically large Speedo. And this is kind of like, I don't know, Greek antiquity of me. Sometimes when a penis, when a bulge in a Speedo is so big, it's distracting. That's funnier than it's sexy. Have we thought about this?

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
“Every man should have to wear a speedo to the beach at least once!” with Jay Jurden

We haven't thought about this. There are some times when a Speedo bulge is silly big. There's a whole, was it Propyrus? Propyrus? There's the Greek god that has the huge penis. I don't know about him. Oh my goodness. No, no, no. It actually is so funny because... He's the only one? No, Priapus, the Greek god, he's associated with fertility and male genitalia.

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
“Every man should have to wear a speedo to the beach at least once!” with Jay Jurden

We haven't thought about this. There are some times when a Speedo bulge is silly big. There's a whole, was it Propyrus? Propyrus? There's the Greek god that has the huge penis. I don't know about him. Oh my goodness. No, no, no. It actually is so funny because... He's the only one? No, Priapus, the Greek god, he's associated with fertility and male genitalia.

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
“Every man should have to wear a speedo to the beach at least once!” with Jay Jurden

We haven't thought about this. There are some times when a Speedo bulge is silly big. There's a whole, was it Propyrus? Propyrus? There's the Greek god that has the huge penis. I don't know about him. Oh my goodness. No, no, no. It actually is so funny because... He's the only one? No, Priapus, the Greek god, he's associated with fertility and male genitalia.

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
“Every man should have to wear a speedo to the beach at least once!” with Jay Jurden

But he was the, he was basically a joke. So his penis was so big, bigger than his body. They have all these like little tchotchkes and little figurines of him where his penis is, his penis is like in a wheelbarrow. It's like that.

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
“Every man should have to wear a speedo to the beach at least once!” with Jay Jurden

But he was the, he was basically a joke. So his penis was so big, bigger than his body. They have all these like little tchotchkes and little figurines of him where his penis is, his penis is like in a wheelbarrow. It's like that.

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
“Every man should have to wear a speedo to the beach at least once!” with Jay Jurden

But he was the, he was basically a joke. So his penis was so big, bigger than his body. They have all these like little tchotchkes and little figurines of him where his penis is, his penis is like in a wheelbarrow. It's like that.

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
“Every man should have to wear a speedo to the beach at least once!” with Jay Jurden

Yeah, Priapus. He actually is also, if you ever have an erection that won't go away, Priapism is named after him. Oh, that's good. Yeah, so he ended up in medical textbooks.

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
“Every man should have to wear a speedo to the beach at least once!” with Jay Jurden

Yeah, Priapus. He actually is also, if you ever have an erection that won't go away, Priapism is named after him. Oh, that's good. Yeah, so he ended up in medical textbooks.

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
“Every man should have to wear a speedo to the beach at least once!” with Jay Jurden

Yeah, Priapus. He actually is also, if you ever have an erection that won't go away, Priapism is named after him. Oh, that's good. Yeah, so he ended up in medical textbooks.

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
“Every man should have to wear a speedo to the beach at least once!” with Jay Jurden

He's a condition. But that's... I mean, like... that is kind of like the idea that, oh, everyone wants to have this like huge balls in a Speedo. No, you want it to kind of just be reflective of you and the sexiness is a man in the Speedo. The sexiness is a person in the Speedo. That's where the sexiness derives. The sexiness, because the sexiness, Kareem, is seeing your slightly wet curls

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
“Every man should have to wear a speedo to the beach at least once!” with Jay Jurden

He's a condition. But that's... I mean, like... that is kind of like the idea that, oh, everyone wants to have this like huge balls in a Speedo. No, you want it to kind of just be reflective of you and the sexiness is a man in the Speedo. The sexiness is a person in the Speedo. That's where the sexiness derives. The sexiness, because the sexiness, Kareem, is seeing your slightly wet curls

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
“Every man should have to wear a speedo to the beach at least once!” with Jay Jurden

He's a condition. But that's... I mean, like... that is kind of like the idea that, oh, everyone wants to have this like huge balls in a Speedo. No, you want it to kind of just be reflective of you and the sexiness is a man in the Speedo. The sexiness is a person in the Speedo. That's where the sexiness derives. The sexiness, because the sexiness, Kareem, is seeing your slightly wet curls

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
“Every man should have to wear a speedo to the beach at least once!” with Jay Jurden

You're a beautiful chest hair in a Speedo. That's what it's the image that is beautiful. It's not no one's just like zoning in. It's what it represents. It's what it represents. It's the freedom. It's the it's honestly right now is the fact that people will be like, well, you can't be American.