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SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
“Every man should have to wear a speedo to the beach at least once!” with Jay Jurden

Well, listen, I do have an okay body, but the old man, every now and then... You think that like you are going to be able to sprint to something. You know, when you see the amount of time every now and then there's a subway that has a sign outside of the actual entrance and you go, oh, the train's coming in like a minute. Let me go ahead and just sprint.

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
“Every man should have to wear a speedo to the beach at least once!” with Jay Jurden

Well, listen, I do have an okay body, but the old man, every now and then... You think that like you are going to be able to sprint to something. You know, when you see the amount of time every now and then there's a subway that has a sign outside of the actual entrance and you go, oh, the train's coming in like a minute. Let me go ahead and just sprint.

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
“Every man should have to wear a speedo to the beach at least once!” with Jay Jurden

Well, listen, I do have an okay body, but the old man, every now and then... You think that like you are going to be able to sprint to something. You know, when you see the amount of time every now and then there's a subway that has a sign outside of the actual entrance and you go, oh, the train's coming in like a minute. Let me go ahead and just sprint.

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
“Every man should have to wear a speedo to the beach at least once!” with Jay Jurden

And you sprint and you go, whoa, haven't done that in a while. Wow, wow, wow. Shouldn't have done it. Should have waited for next. The next train is coming in four minutes. Why'd I run?

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
“Every man should have to wear a speedo to the beach at least once!” with Jay Jurden

And you sprint and you go, whoa, haven't done that in a while. Wow, wow, wow. Shouldn't have done it. Should have waited for next. The next train is coming in four minutes. Why'd I run?

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
“Every man should have to wear a speedo to the beach at least once!” with Jay Jurden

And you sprint and you go, whoa, haven't done that in a while. Wow, wow, wow. Shouldn't have done it. Should have waited for next. The next train is coming in four minutes. Why'd I run?

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
“Every man should have to wear a speedo to the beach at least once!” with Jay Jurden

Hearing a train going, I'm not going to make that. Hearing it is funny. I hear it and I go, whatever. I'm not going to run. What if I trip? Yeah, what if you trip? That is number one.

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
“Every man should have to wear a speedo to the beach at least once!” with Jay Jurden

Hearing a train going, I'm not going to make that. Hearing it is funny. I hear it and I go, whatever. I'm not going to run. What if I trip? Yeah, what if you trip? That is number one.

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
“Every man should have to wear a speedo to the beach at least once!” with Jay Jurden

Hearing a train going, I'm not going to make that. Hearing it is funny. I hear it and I go, whatever. I'm not going to run. What if I trip? Yeah, what if you trip? That is number one.

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
“Every man should have to wear a speedo to the beach at least once!” with Jay Jurden

Number one cause of actual foot injuries among people our age is like, oh, I just kind of stepped weird. What? And that was broken. What? Your doctor will be like, you have a hairline fracture. What happened? Well, I kind of stomped.

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
“Every man should have to wear a speedo to the beach at least once!” with Jay Jurden

Number one cause of actual foot injuries among people our age is like, oh, I just kind of stepped weird. What? And that was broken. What? Your doctor will be like, you have a hairline fracture. What happened? Well, I kind of stomped.

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
“Every man should have to wear a speedo to the beach at least once!” with Jay Jurden

Number one cause of actual foot injuries among people our age is like, oh, I just kind of stepped weird. What? And that was broken. What? Your doctor will be like, you have a hairline fracture. What happened? Well, I kind of stomped.

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
“Every man should have to wear a speedo to the beach at least once!” with Jay Jurden

I didn't wear my inserts.

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
“Every man should have to wear a speedo to the beach at least once!” with Jay Jurden

I didn't wear my inserts.

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
“Every man should have to wear a speedo to the beach at least once!” with Jay Jurden

I didn't wear my inserts.

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
“Every man should have to wear a speedo to the beach at least once!” with Jay Jurden

Hey! What other old attributes are you rocking with? Let's look on the desk. I have a, oh my God. One actually happened very recently. This is, I actually skipped middle age and I went to elder care and I'm having to take note of this. I went to get something to eat. I was in the airport. I grabbed a napkin, I used that napkin and was about to throw it away.

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
“Every man should have to wear a speedo to the beach at least once!” with Jay Jurden

Hey! What other old attributes are you rocking with? Let's look on the desk. I have a, oh my God. One actually happened very recently. This is, I actually skipped middle age and I went to elder care and I'm having to take note of this. I went to get something to eat. I was in the airport. I grabbed a napkin, I used that napkin and was about to throw it away.

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
“Every man should have to wear a speedo to the beach at least once!” with Jay Jurden

Hey! What other old attributes are you rocking with? Let's look on the desk. I have a, oh my God. One actually happened very recently. This is, I actually skipped middle age and I went to elder care and I'm having to take note of this. I went to get something to eat. I was in the airport. I grabbed a napkin, I used that napkin and was about to throw it away.

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
“Every man should have to wear a speedo to the beach at least once!” with Jay Jurden

But then I was like, oh, let me look and see if I can clean off my glasses with this napkin. Cut to 15 minutes later, Kareem, I'm still holding this napkin. I have become an old person that had a napkin.

SubwayTakes Uncut with Kareem Rahma
“Every man should have to wear a speedo to the beach at least once!” with Jay Jurden

But then I was like, oh, let me look and see if I can clean off my glasses with this napkin. Cut to 15 minutes later, Kareem, I'm still holding this napkin. I have become an old person that had a napkin.