Karen

Well, Andrea, there was a ruling on an issue we've been talking about on the podcast for the past few weeks involving Reed's defense team and two expert witnesses they called to testify at her trial. The prosecution accused the defense of not disclosing how closely they worked with those two witnesses on their testimony and that they paid them thousands of dollars after the trial.

The defense said they didn't do anything to cover up intentionally. What did the judge decide? Well, on Tuesday, the judge ruled that the defense attorneys did, in fact, make repeated misrepresentations, her words, about their relationship with the two experts. And Judge Canone issued an exceptionally stern warning to the defense.

But the judge ruled that despite its misrepresentations, the defense team, including Alan Jackson, can remain in place and the experts are going to be allowed to testify again at Reed's second trial.

Correct. That judge ruled that Karen Reed will be tried on the same three charges she faced at her first trial.

Her defense team was trying to get the second-degree murder and the leaving the scene of the accident charges thrown out since they say several jurors contacted them after the trial and said the jury had unanimously agreed to acquit Reed on those two charges, and they were only hung on the manslaughter charge.

But the federal judge said that wasn't enough to dismiss the charges, and her team is appealing that decision. And the defense has made a request to push back the trial date? Alan Jackson made that request because of that appeal that we just discussed. So we'll have to wait and see what the judge rules on that.

Yeah, the only sign of Kunanki they found are items of her clothing on a beach chair. And she was last seen with a 22-year-old college senior from Iowa. His name is Joshua Reby. And last weekend, Reby was seen by NBC News on the beach with investigators pointing towards the sea. He said, I'm just trying to help them out. The ocean is a dangerous place.

What went down at the hearing? Well, the judge laid out some parameters for Lori if she chooses to testify in her own defense.

That's correct. The witness Lori is requesting is a tech expert who would review 22 terabytes of information on a hard drive. The problem is, according to the prosecution, the expert doesn't have enough time to review all that evidence before trial. And the judge basically asked Lori if she wanted to postpone the trial to give the expert more time.

But Lori said she wants the trial to continue on schedule with whatever information the expert can gather in time.

They've asked the police to declare her dead, even though no body has been found.

I need the jail to be ordered for me to have a vegan diet. It's more important than whatever this hearing is. All right. I've asked you to please hold on and not speak right now.

It's such a small thing to... It's such a small... It's such a small thing to...

I have mixed feelings about Andy's parents frequently. And sometimes I feel really sorry for them because, oh my gosh, what did they get into? On the other hand, I'm really angry because they were and are in a position to protect the kids and they wouldn't step up.

Oh, we would have. And they missed out on so much. Yeah, I feel like we had so much love to give and didn't have the opportunity. So, and I think about how much we love your kids now and how much we enjoy spending time with them and it's such a special relationship. And, you know, and it's just a shame that Megan's children have missed out on that and we've missed out on that.

I hope for good health, mental and physical. I think they have to be so traumatized. And I hope they are able to see the situation at some point for what it really is and was. Maybe they'll listen to your podcast and realize that people did see, people did care, and we did all we could do. I hope that someday they realize that.

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Yes.

Why?

And hadn't come back in time?

Yeah.

Uh-huh.

Okay.

Okay.

Yeah, y'all were there for a long time.

Oh, sure.

It would.

Yeah.

Hi, Charlie. Yes, my name is Karen. I'm from Santa Clarita, California. I am a baby boomer and I'm for Trump.

Thanks. My question, I would like to understand security clearances. For instance, who gets them? Are there levels like top secret, medium, et cetera? Is it a feather in the cap for those who get it? Why is it a big deal if someone who's no longer in the government no longer gets to keep theirs? It makes national, even international news. What's the big deal?

I'm like you. I want beautiful straight teeth, but I don't want metal in my mouth for everyone to see. Or those so-called clear braces that are... Totally noticeable. Hey, here comes my friend Tyler, who recently got those invisible braces. Hey, Karen. Hey, Tyler. How are you liking those clear braces?

I see what you mean. You should have gotten... It's a great sketch.

Clear right. Order now.

It's Karen. Call your number on the screen.

Is it bad that I see one?

If you want to ride on the horse with me, that's fine too. There's plenty of room. Hello, ma'am.

So we have approximately 100 birds at the centre and they range from falcons, we have hawks, we've got eagles, owls, which are my personal favourites. So we have a selection with us today. We have Harris hawk, we've got a Chilean blue eagle and then obviously a few falcons in the tent next to us. We train them from a young age.

The one we've got in the tent here, Caesar, is a few weeks old now and obviously already in training to fly. They do pick it up quite quickly. Caesar is a lugger falcon. They are used as bait in some countries to catch bigger falcons.

It is Caesar, and he's talking to us. He's been imprinted, so when he opened his eyes for the first time, he saw us as humans, and he thinks he's the same as us, or we're the same as him. So we're basically mum and dad.

Huxleysbop.co.uk. We are currently open Wednesday through to Sundays, right up until the end of October, with two flying displays a day at 12 and 2. We also do experiences, which people can book. Yeah, come down and see us. We've got about 100 birds, as they say. We've also got meerkats, believe it or not. Oh, right, OK. So, yeah, something different.

We're behind Hillier's Garden Centre on the Brighton Road in Horsham. Yeah, yeah. BIRDS CHIRP

Yeah, so basically where we are at the moment at the entrance to Tunnel Road is where the main tunnel stage is going to be. This stage is going to be hosted by New Music Nights and there's a whole weekend of bands that are lined up from Friday evening from 7pm until Sunday afternoon at 3 o'clock. One of the things that we were really keen to do was to make it a free and inclusive event.

So we were really keen to create a community event that was free, that people could just dip in and out of.

We are. So there's an extra stage that has now been added because we had so many acts that wanted to perform. We're calling it the Clock Tower Stage and it's a much smaller stage, mainly acoustic acts. We've got some big bands like St Bede's Slide Band, which will be fun, and they're playing to open the festival on the Saturday morning.

We've got some opera singers lined up, so there's going to be a bit of variety as well during the day.

It's mainly centred this year around the High Street. As we're walking along, we're sort of approaching Corso, and they are going to be basically hosting Sasserbog. So on Saturday afternoon between 3 and 4pm, there'll be a Sasser demo and... have a go session outside Reigate Methodist Church.

And then basically from 4.30 onwards on Saturday, people can then come into Corso Lounge and actually carry on with their salsa, watching and having a go if they'd like to give it a go.

Yeah, I mean, we've been absolutely bowled over by the level of support that we've had. Reigate Business Guild have been absolutely brilliant in terms of supporting what we were trying to do right from the beginning. And Reigate and Banstead Borough Council, they invited us to apply for a town vitality fund grant.

And if it wasn't for that, we wouldn't have been able to get the festival off the ground at all.

That's exactly it. So the Fringe Trail is all about involving the local businesses and bringing people into the town who will then make use of the local businesses. Here we are now at the Reigate Methodist Church, which is otherwise known as the Church on the High Street. And Reigate Methodist Church and Community Centre have been absolutely brilliant in terms of supporting the festival.

And basically we've got free use of the church and the community centre for the weekend.

It's an amazing facility and they have just been so supportive of what we're trying to do and obviously really hugely grateful for that. But it's fitting really that the community stage is going to be based inside the church and we've got lots of groups coming along to perform here. So we've got groups like Voice Rocks. Vocal Dimension Chorus.

We've got Reigate School of Ballet, Reigate School, Reigate College. We've got the Reigate and Redhill Music and Drama Festival. I mean, the list is long. And as I was saying, we've got Salsa outside the church as well on Saturday afternoon. So there's lots happening here.

They're doing jazz in the afternoon.

Pilgrims are hosting a jazz afternoon. I think they've got three different groups involved. And it sounds very cool, very relaxing.

Yeah, so because it's Surrey Artists Open Studios from the 1st to the 23rd of June, one of the things that we're doing as a college initiative is to set up an art exhibition in the community centre at the back of Reigate Methodist Church. There are so many really incredibly talented artists at the college, I mean, obviously in other schools as well.

We're putting an exhibition in, Rygate Community Centre, so that people can come and see the work that they've been producing.

So Waterstones have signed up several local authors who are coming in for book signings. Yvonne, who's part of our team, has somehow amazingly managed to persuade every man to open up their doors. And we're having a Rygate Summer Festival takeover on the Saturday and Sunday morning from 10 until 12.

And Yvonne and her team will be showing a variety of films produced by local filmmakers from all sorts of different genres.

and it's free so you can just literally turn up father's day on the sunday so if you're sort of struggling trying to think of what to do with your dad on sunday morning and you haven't got then it's the perfect thing to do to go along to everyman and it's gone a little bit quieter we've come off the high street we're now down in cage yard and cage are big supporters of you as well yeah

Looking here, it's the perfect venue for outdoor music, isn't it?

Yeah, they do. And so it's a great opportunity, hopefully, for them to piggyback what we're doing with the festival. So they've got the Happy Jacks lined up. on the Friday night and U Crocs on the Saturday night.

So what we're hoping is people come and listen to them and then carry on around the festival listening to some of the things going on on the tunnel stage, community stage and the cocktail stage.

Yeah, that's right. So we've got music students performing on the Friday evening as part of the student band night. And then on Saturday afternoon, we've got A-level music students and musical theatre students performing on the community stage. We've got art students exhibiting in the community centre.

And then there will be some student showreels that will be shown as part of the offer at Everyman Cinema on Saturday and Sunday morning.

I have to be honest, I have roped in marketing colleagues past and present and we're really lucky that we've got Raluca involved who is the front person. I don't know if you've seen any of the films. She used to work in the marketing team. She was a student at the college and she's been absolutely brilliant giving up her time to front the videos that we're putting out.

And then we've got Mahmoud, who's our current videographer, who's brilliant. So anything college-related, he's involved in. We've roped a former colleague back who's helping me run the community stage as well. So it is a big kind of marketing Reigate College team effort, past and present.

Yeah, so it's happening in a week's time. It starts on the 14th through to the 16th of June. We've got a website, reigatesummerfestival.co.uk and we've got lots that we're sharing on social media, on Instagram and Facebook at Reigate Summer Festival.

Hi, I'm 68 years old, and I probably, put it all together, have about $75,000 that I I don't know if I could or should invest about four years ago, a financial advisor told me, and my situation had totally changed at that point. And he just told me I was too old to get 401ks or buy any property or anything like that.

And to just live as frugally as I could and try to get as much income as I could within that point. Um, so now fast forward four years and I, um, and I, I still have... I may at some point need to live off that money if my income changes, my income stream.

So I don't know if I... And I've been doing like little CDs with my bank, you know, three months and six months and that kind of thing and making a little bit of money there. But I'm really a novice on how to invest anything or if I should or if I could. Yeah.

I'm living under them all the time because I've been tracking for years now. I track compulsively. I'll sometimes live, you know, $1,000 a month underneath what my income is. So I don't have the exact number, but it's not.

70?

In a critical health situation too. You are. What's going on there? I have to have a... very serious surgery that is, um, I'm considered critical, but stable.

Um, they don't know for sure yet. Um, it depends on, um, it's very metabolically, um, uh, challenging. And so, metabolically I have to be strong enough to be able to withstand it. Okay. And that's basically what I feel like is my job right now is to stay healthy, eat healthy, get healthy. Absolutely.

So how are you living right now? Right now, I have, since four years ago, have alimony. And see, I consider that unstable.

I don't know. What do you mean you don't know? It doesn't say specifically. Our divorcer doesn't say specifically when it ends. Well, as long as he's working, I guess is what it says.

Well, that's one of the reasons for divorce. Yeah.

Yes. And that I just... I didn't include that in the amount that I, because I didn't know how much you wanted, but just that's for, um, that was in like the CD in my checking account.

Yes, I rent and that's my biggest expense. I rent in the least expensive place. in the, where I live, but of course rents are all high. So, um, there's nowhere I could go. That's cheaper. Yeah. Everything else. And I, you know, um, I miss eight. I put my grandkids through your book, too. I mean, I'm doing all the right things. I just feel like there's this money there.

I would at least look into that. I've joked for years about starting the Golden Girl Arms.

If I was able to work full-time and work as hard as I used to, yes. Like I mentioned before, I'm 66, and I have a peacemaker and a student. What are you making from this?

Oh, barely anything because everything I have goes back into business. That's what I'm saying.

Yeah, I know.

I don't have the van yet. That's why I borrowed the money.

Well, I was afraid to spend it once I figured out how much it was going to cost me. So I kept it and just let it pay itself.

I could, but it would take pretty much everything that I had.

No, it's not even there yet.

No, I owe $40,000 on it. Oh, my goodness. And what I could sell it for is...

Hi, you guys. Sure appreciate you taking my call today. You bet. I guess to start that I'm a widow. I'm 66. I have a small business that's kind of struggling. Recently had heart surgery, et cetera, et cetera. No kids, no family, two dogs. Bless you. Two dogs, little social security and some from my business and credit cards. I managed to get into a situation.

I borrowed money from a personal loan, an online personal loan company, nationally advertised, all that kind of good stuff. Went through the whole process because I wanted to pay off some debt, you know, to get rid of my credit cards and to invest in a vehicle for my mobile salon. And managed to find out that the interest rate is somewhere around 48%. Oh, my goodness. And it's front-loaded.

I mean, I heard the 48%, but I thought, that's no big deal because I'm going to pay this off very quickly. And so I didn't pay attention enough to hear that it's front-loaded. So the amount of money that I borrowed...

Half and half is what it is. I ran a thing this morning. It's not half and half. It's going to principal. How much was the loan? For $29,000.

Within a year. Within a year.

Yeah, well, like I said, I'm kind of ridiculously stupid at this particular point. I'm not here to bash you.

Yes.

It's dog grooming. Why did you need $29,000 for a dog grooming business that's struggling? To... I went to the next phase and, excuse me, didn't expect that. It's going into a mobile situation, a mobile grooming situation with a very specified market that nobody's really tapping into at this point. What is the market? You know. Well, I don't really want to say it out loud.

Right. But this was a... The concept was a little bit different. It's a larger grooming situation where you have two people inside and then you... We're situated in an area, a contracted area, that we would be there for three or four days, and we would take care of a certain population. So the only reason we're digging is... It's kind of like a pop-up.

It was...

I'm sorry. It was part for the vehicle and then the other part for the conversion of the vehicle to the unit that I was trying to achieve.

I believe in an easy $40,000, $40,000, $45,000.

On the vehicle?

Okay, total debt load with the thing that I took out before is about $31,000. Then I have $8,000 on Amex and about $8,000 on Citibank, and that's it as far as what I owe. And $440,000. $4,000 on the RV that I bought to live in.

Yes, that's correct. I had a plan originally.

I have a... Well, it's part of, you know, to continue on with the mobile business just because of the culture of employees and such since COVID. I have a standalone, I mean, I have a stick and mortar business also, but I was going to keep it in a small set. Is that profitable?

$120?

Yep, hierarchy, yep.

Yeah.

Double it? Okay. Yeah.

Yeah. All right. Well, thank you. I needed to know that.

Yeah, thank you.

That's awesome. And if that was the thing, the thing I talk about the most is probably how to make your kids healthy, fix autism, ADHD. Ja.

Yeah.

That's amazing.

Yeah. You're doing better than you think you are, Karen. I can already tell like you're passionate about this. Just keep going after it. You're worth more than 10 grand and now just go sell it. You know what's funny? Awesome. Let's give it up for Karen, by the way. That was awesome. You know what this reminds me of? Is Heroes 2 Journey 2.

Like all this focus so much on like, you know, you always talk about Lightning McQueen, like Piston Cup, Piston Cup, Piston Cup. But then his friendships and like these relationships change. Like, look at how you're affecting these people's lives. And they're saying like, my kids are better and everything is better. I think about Joe here in the audience.

Same type of thing that he's been struggling with is like, hey, this, you know, initial thing. And then the secondary, you know, you can do both. Yeah.

Let's just get right into it. Clayton, who do we got?

Let's bring Sebastian on camera.

Ja, und ich denke, eine der Dinge, die du auch während dieser Woche gesagt hast, du hattest einen Podcast mit Myron und du hast Annie mitgebracht. Und es war so, was ist die Alternative? Was ist der Kost, um das zu tun? Du könntest in die AA gehen oder du könntest dich in eine 25.000-Dollar-Rehab einstellen. Du hast die College-Kläufe hier gesehen, wie Russell das macht.

Die Alternative ist teuer und es braucht viel Zeit. Wie kannst du das abschließen und das gleiche Resultat bekommen?

Awesome. Go for it. Go change that industry. I love it. Christine, let's give it up for Christine, guys. That was awesome. All right, Clayton, let's keep it going. Who we got?

For the first couple of years that I was here, you had me running a speaking team. Yep. Und es ist so lustig, manche Leute geben dir die volle 90 Minuten, manche lassen dich sprechen, um zu verkaufen, andere sagen, nein, du bekommst nur 60 Minuten, du kannst nur 20 bekommen.

Was cool ist an dem perfekten Webinar und dieser perfekten Sales-Präsentation ist, du kannst es fünf Minuten machen, du kannst es 20 machen. Es ist wie ein Akkordeon, richtig? Du machst sicher, dass du alle Komponenten hast, aber dann sind vielleicht diese Geschichten kondensiert, oder vielleicht sind sie länger, abhängig davon, wie das geht, richtig?

Du kannst es streichen oder kondensieren, aber eines der Dinge, die immer funktionieren, ist... We sometimes push to strategy sessions, like at the booth. And if you have a team or not, like if you're willing to take that time one-on-one after, yeah, it's one to many, but that's how you get people in the door.

You could do the stack and the close at the booth one-on-one and just get it done or a book to call or something like that. There's a lot of different ways that you can do that, where you can still have that stack and close after the fact, even if they don't let you do it on

Awesome. Way to go, Belle. Fantastic. Give Belle a hand.

Clive, welcome out. What's your question?

Great job.

So, follow up question. Like I know dentists who own their own building, like they end up owning the strip mall. Is that kind of what you're talking about?

I kind of feel like There's still one thing. Like, are you a business owner but tired of paying rent? You know, then maybe you kind of get into this thing where you're renting out other things. You could maybe niche down to that, like a business owner that has a physical space. And another thing that I want to say is you're like, man, those 12 videos, that sounds overwhelming.

What could be overwhelming is taking all these different people who are in different versions of the business and having that conversation a hundred times. If you can record this once, right, now you basically cloned yourself, where now this is happening 12 different times.

Yeah, it's 12 videos, but if you really go write these scripts and go just film the videos and put it out there, it's one time.

Und dann, wer nicht der Herr, lässt jemand anderes das editen. Wenn das überwältigt, findest du jemanden, der ein guter Editor ist, schickst du ihm das und sagst, mach es.

It's like the medical field, like, you have general practitioners, right? Like, the medical doctor, like, oh, my kid's got the flu, I go to that one. But then you have people who are spying, like, or dentists or orthodontists, like, they're specialists for a reason. Why don't we do that more with this?

Jeder. Und sie denken, wenn sie nicht nischen, werden sie mehr Geld verdienen, weil sie dieses große, große Netz vergeben. Was würdest du dazu sagen?

We've got a facilitator, Chris Davis, on our team. And he always has this, because it comes up often. He literally has, I guess that's why I was laughing about Advil for migraines. Ja, so interesting.

Darf ich kurz darauf eingehen? Ja. Ich denke auch, dass es manchmal einen kleinen Zweck gibt, wenn man etwas zu einer Level-10-Chance macht. Eines der Dinge, über die ich denke, dass Sie eine bemerkenswerte Glauben haben, ist, dass Sie gerade den Inneren Kreis erwähnt haben. Oder nur ein bestimmter Grupp von Leuten. Wie viele andere Leute sind da? Und ja, natürlich brauchen wir einen Nitsch-Down.

Aber es können auch andere Leute sein, die man anrufen kann. Die man anrufen kann, um diese Events zu machen. Add that secret sauce, etc. Aber ich meine, ich denke, es gibt einige Nuancen zwischen Level-10-Opportunitäten und, wie Russell gesagt hat, auch mit dem Hook.

Thank you. Awesome, man. Give him a hand. That was a great question. That's a unique opportunity, too. Alright, let's keep going. Clayton, who else we got?

Perfekter Webinar-Framework. Ja. 100 Prozent, wenn du das folgst, wo du diese Geschichten erzählst, du hast das Fahrzeug, du gibst ihnen die internen, externen falschen Glauben, zerstörend all das, es wäre großartig. Ja. Vielen Dank, Leute, ich freue mich sehr. Du bist großartig. Danke, Miro, gib mir eine Hand. Great job. Alright, Clayton, let's keep this party going. Who we got?

What's up, Karen? Russell. Can you hear me? Yep, we got you.

Oh mein Gott, ich bin so ein Nerd. Ich habe dich seitdem du 2014 angefangen hast. Aber hier ist meine Frage. Ich liebe dich. Ich bin so dankbar für dich. Ich sage das einfach. Ich habe so viele Dinge stoppt. Und meine große Frage ist wirklich, wie ich einen Avatar wähle, basierend auf all den Ergebnissen, die ich erreicht habe. Ja, genau.

Let's just say I own a health clinic, so I could help health clinic practitioners grow their local business. But I've also spoken on stages and in front of Tony Robbins and stuff. And then I've also sold Windows and Doors, where we took a company from 3.2 million to 6.4 million in 18 months in annual revenue. I have all these results I've gotten in all these different areas.

And I'm just like, where the frig do I start? And how do I know, how do I analyze the market? Yeah. What do you like the most? Yeah, I like health the most, but I have this false belief that you can't make enough money in health. And once you do health, you can't go back to sales.

And my original, like all the stuff I have in my ClickFunnels membership, you know, area is like rapport and prospecting and icebreakers and sales and pre-frame and all of these other, like, I think, higher paying skills, which... Can you do marketing to health professions?

Ja, also ich könnte, sagen wir, heilige, lokalen Unternehmen helfen, weil das ist, was ich seit 25 Jahren getan habe. Ich könnte lokalen heiligen Unternehmen helfen, weißt du. Und ich hatte eigentlich eine tolle Idee für Exit, weißt du, wie du deinen Brand ausüben kannst, wie du deinen Brand starten kannst, wie du deine eigene Klinik öffnen kannst, das Art von Sachen.

Weil ich all das gemacht habe, richtig? Ja. But then I taught my first business workshop and the feedback was, I'm a better parent because of you. And I'm like, what? Every single form was like, you're a better parent. I'm a better parent. And I was like, well, I don't know parenting. I suck at parenting. My kids are horrible. I mean a joke. Okay, so what I say, that's awesome.

So that's the side, that's like a side benefit.

Nail in the coffin.

Oh, Judge Judy.

You did good. I'm just checking your muscles.

Checking your muscles.

Yeah.

Hey, Jaywalk. Hey, buddy.

She did.

The thing is, when Taylor Lorenz's article came out about like and basically pinned the demise of Vine to those people, they experienced so much hate. And it's funny because they had approached it as like, you know, we're such hot shit that we can close the app. And then when the app closed and it was pinned on them, everybody came for them.

At the time, I saw her as the biggest enemy on the planet because she did sort of, you know, publish the details of that meeting.

But my point to Taylor at the time when she wrote the article about, you know, this was the meeting that ended Vine was, I think in saying that it gives those creators the power and the control that they were saying they had, you know, and I think that the downfall of Vine can be be attributed to like probably eight or nine different things.

And that was certainly one of them, but I don't think that was the only one.

They're very, very addictive, and I only took them because my dear parents have left this world, and I'm so sorry that Fred Flintstone has done this to me. Please jail Fred Flintstone and Big Pharma.

When I got out of that cop car and I said, I am lit, it was because the camera was on me and there was a light on it. And I was thanking the kind police officer for lighting me. Now, when are we going to get tests for deer running into the street? Who's alcohol testing the beer?

Set me free.

Well, it's toilet paper that I rolled up and, you know, started on fire.

And she's like, you're going to call my mom because everything's still in motion. Look over here. Just gaze, gaze in a flurry. All right. You're going to sleep in the bed with me because I'm not sleeping on my brand new couch. You understand me, ma?

You excited to come, ma? Sure.

Like, I'm so lonely.

Hi.

Oh, my God. And Dora, you're climaxing at the table.

Here comes one right now.

She makes it through.

My aphid broke.

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It's a red flag warning.

And Kendra's like, listen, baby, I'm enjoying that I have my own space. And this is like the Kay Stewart suite up here.

Kiana, we decided we'd give you a scene at long last, so now you can address the group for the first time. She's like, thank you. She's like, well, I love my man. I was talking to him last night, and he said because I'm not home, he's eating pizza for breakfast and dinner, and he misses me so much.

You're on. Sure. Let's hear about the real housewife who's married to a social worker. That's going to be great television. Go, Kiana, go.

And Karen is like, not yet, because there are a few more things that are very serious on my list that need to be taken care of.

And she's like, yes, he started the journey.

Giselle, you have some nerve to say slob knob.

Matt Marr at the end going, sugar, you are so fabulous. Sticker, I can help you out.

Ash is basically like, hey, so Mia, where were you at breakfast this morning? And she's like, oh, I was like finding my kids. Hashtag mania.

And Karen's like, yeah, I get it.

20?

Who said I was a...

Girl, who said I was sobriety?

I'm glad you guys are doing well. So after your dad sends in a picture to me, bye.

Hey Dylan, do you have tassels attached to your chests? Sure do, mommy. So then, let's see here.

I'm going to bring you the Panama Pea. And Ash is like, I'm trying my best not to judge, but I'm certainly wouldn't be making a booty call on my way to getting my kids.

I mean, it's like, oh, yeah, it's great. Everything is fine. Like, I have a court date and got pushed back. so it's being pushed back and now it's gonna be in January.

She goes, well, that's her problem.

She goes, I don't care. And I don't care if it's your husband. I don't care if it's your dog. I don't care if it's your cat.

What were we talking about? I drove three hours immediately to get to my son.

okay, well, I'm sorry that you have certain parameters on when someone apologizes to you.

I do. I really did mean it. And it was probably a really poor example to use, but I was just trying to say that I'm tired of being under a microscope for what I do on my social media.

I'm starting to wonder what if Jesus Christ is even real and my belief system has been totally challenged by Mia because of this.

And Mia's like, I did. I did. And I said, I haven't been blonde since I was an entertainer. Get it straight. Yeah, I love it. I'm rocking it.

You know, that 613 squirrel, it did startle me and it caused me to be so shocked I was slurring my words for the rest of the evening.

All of your feelings and however you guys feel is valid. I'm not going to discard it. So you guys can feel however you want to feel about me because I have things to focus on.

I'm cool with it. All right. I do have one question. As a contractor, and you also have some recovery houses, when you design and build houses, is there anything that you think about to make it more comforting and comfortable for people with addiction problems?

You know what? That was the old us. That was L.A. 's snobby us. We appreciate talent now.

Yeah, that sounds like a dark time for Tom and I. We would never discourage talent.

Yeah. I like this guy's attitude. He's pro-America. Yeah.

Lies.

What is wrong with you?

Ralph Gies. Is that how you say it?

Can you do it?

You know, I don't know if this is true for you, but if I saw this on TikTok, Maddie Gates, I don't know if you know this, but she told her boyfriend, does this happen to you when you eat spicy food? It makes your period spicy.

Gene, I can't wait to try this one on our Valentine's Day. I go to sleep every night with Vaya. I had their CBD gummies and they're fantastic.

I think it's very cool. How many different songs does he have there on that Instagram?

Let's hear it.

Whoa. Is he kidding me?

Wow.

You know, I see that he's smoking cigarettes. I don't want him to damage his instrument there.

Yeah, how to do that. He's been cultivating this talent for 40 years.

You know, that's amazing. That's quite a talent. It's very exciting when a man has a special talent. It makes me excited.

Wait a minute. The ladies man, he's back. I guess he broke up with his girlfriend.

Can I just say, I like that Tony was in a relationship, but I like Tony John's single even more.

It's who he is. This is when he shines.

Wow.

I know. I thought the same thing.

Because that's what they do. I've seen people do that. I know. I know. I'm not. Listen, let's give Tony the benefit of the doubt.

Oh, my God. It's just like waiting for it to happen is the worst.

No, and keep working, Tony. Keep getting a job because I think the job is what keeps him in line and on track.

I don't like that.

It's a way to get laid.

We are, yeah. It's going to be such a rough week.

I know, but it's too aggressive. I personally, I mean, you've known this about me. I like the weirdos. I like a dark knight. I like, I'm into, you know, the vampires. I like Peter Murphy. I like Robert Smith.

i like this i like depeche mode i like dave gahan i like these you really do like that out of shape a little weird i i'm i'm okay there's something about the dark see i love the darkness i'm and look i love you because i do think that deep down inside you are a serial killer and i think that's why i'm very into you i'm drawn to your darkness do you

But I'm just saying, look, remember when I was your fantasy, Tina? Yes. And I dressed up. I did it like three times for you. Yes. It took hours to put prosthetic boobs and lips. Hours.

Not anymore. Not in Trump's America. I think we're done.

All I'm saying is I did that for you. Do you think you could do that for me?

No. Dress up like Robert Smith or Peter Murphy or Dave Gahan.

Just once. You've never worn black eyeliner. You've never put on any of my lipsticks, and I have every shade for every skin tone. You didn't even try red.

They're not queer. They're all married to women.

I'm just saying.

They did. You know how many weirdos? Yeah, that's how they got in. But that's okay. You know what, though? Can I just talk to you for a second?

The point of the story is this is what attracted me primarily. Like my young Christina loves the dark. Even when I was just, listen to me. I mean, I'm talking 1984. I'm watching MTV. i'm not into you know the metal guys i'm into david bowie yeah i saw him in the video for blue jean put bring up david bowie blue jean and instantly i knew this is the kind of guy i like I like the British weirdos.

That's a good point. Guys, here's a great segue. Buy my Perfect Four lipstick. I'm wearing Berlin today because I'm feeling saucy. My period is spicy. You can get that at ChristinaP.com. I have four colors. I say just buy them all. You know what I'm saying? Especially if you're a guy, you need a gift for your lady for VD. It's your birthday.

I like guys in eyeliner. I like pale faces and cheekbones and cigarettes. And out of shape is okay. This, something inside of me was like, that's the one.

Real gaunt. I like the AIDS-y sort of sick.

But that's what I'm saying. So then later on I matured. I got mature. And can I tell you something? Real talk. I met you. And because you're an actual alpha male, something primal too switched on in me. And I was like, this is the guy. I finally found a real man. Because this is a different lane. Yeah. These are effeminate males.

But your masculinity, I was all in. Your smell, I just, like I still, I'm very attracted to you.

But maybe we could merge Bowie with Tom.

Robert Smith.

Just once. Oh, there he is. I still love him. I think he looks great.

I love that. You think he looks great? Yeah, of course. It's Robert Smith, babe.

Oh, he's so cute. And I like that he's stuck to it. He's still wearing the black eyeshadow. He's got the lipstick. His hair looks great.

I would take 10 Robert Smiths over like one, that fit guy that we just saw. Yeah. I'm not into the fit guy.

This is not very exciting for me.

Really? Until the day I die.

No. This is the look that I... My sexuality was formed watching... Like 80s alt boys. Do you know what I'm saying? Nine-year-old Christina in 1984 watching David Bowie, that was my sexual beginning. The Clash watching Joe Strummer, these weirdos. I like weirdos.

Oh, yeah. What's his name?

Oh, he's so funny. I like that weirdo stuff, yeah. Vincent Galli. That's my aesthetic, yeah.

I love that. I love crazy. Now put some black eyeliner and red lipstick and now we're talking.

That's great.

Just in the world.

I just love it.

You know, there's mystery there. I'll tell you why. Because the average guy.

The average guy.

Can I talk to you for a second?

The average guy, the average male, is not very emotionally intelligent, right? You're going to do this, come here, right? These guys pretend to be a little more emotionally available to women.

Going to have some exciting images coming up soon on ChristinaP.com. Happy birthday. Happy birthday.

And that's why. So I think that's why teenage me was like, oh, he gets me.

Robert Smith, if I met him, I would just have to meet him and he would fall in love with me, right? We've talked about this before. Yeah. And then we would talk about our feelings and he would get that I'm a depressed teenager. Like that's the.

Yeah. Yeah. And then we'd fuck.

What did you intend on growing? What did you know?

How are you feeling?

So worse. Yeah. It was like runny.

Good.

Oh, they're so cute. They're so adorable. They're so sweet.

Yeah.

I loved it. Daddy, would you like some sausage?

Well, it started with I love you. We just told people we loved them. And sometimes they'd be like, I love you too. Or you have to call them mommy. We would call them mommy.

Yeah, it's more fun.

I've got to tell them to green it up a little.

Yeah, I mean... And it's guys. It's not girls.

And you're like, that's not... I like that fart guy you and I pass to each other.

What's interesting is that is Subway allowed to refuse you the free items?

It's not like avocado, which is a premium item.

The monotone.

It's only halfway through. He never says anything to you?

Did he put toothpicks in it?

She did? Can I see the beginning of it?

No, but they are filming this Karen without her consent, too, which is riling her up.

That's crazy.

I can't stop. It's where I get my news of the world because it's, yo, have you been on world TikTok yet?

Put that in as a search. So instead of your algorithm giving you what you want to see, you'll actually see what the fuck is happening in the world. It's really interesting stuff. Or Eurotalk is cool too.

I curate them.

Okay.

Hey, he got us involved.

That was this gentleman's review of the Taj Mahal. Is he ordering a Starbucks?

she's like did my tits just break yeah like they ripped out you should get tits like that society is crumbling you think for my next round of boobs i should get these because i still have to get reconstruction tom i haven't perfect these are my i haven't gotten my forever boobs yet people say there's no such thing as perfection but i'm fucking looking at it those are perfect i'd uh just go with what tom says i don't want to weigh in on this but what i mean have you ever seen a more perfect pair of tits

This is a tattoo on the eyeballs.

It's an artistic expression.

yeah yeah but uh you know wow i just saw it on television but i mean it's like uh i don't think you can do that with the whites of your eyes no i had i started doing i have a tramp stamp that i wanted to get removed and i started i did once and i was like i'm done i don't want to go back for this it's too painful yeah it's like hot bacon grease imagine doing your entire wow 200 grand he spent on tattoo removal wow good for him has been sober that's cool

Maybe you'll get your mule. Maybe Fanny.

Oh, this is David Gold.

No, that's why it's golden.

Right. And that he likes eggnog.

But you didn't know that before we watched this.

That's eggnog.

Well, this feels subversive.

Like I'm just watching this guy, David, and who knows where he lives. He's making a steak.

Will you get married on the farm?

We did it at Woodland Hills, where we had our little baby.

That was fun. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. That was a great studio. It was soundproofed. It was out of our home. Stressful years.

Well, you were the father of this stuff, Tom. If there was no Tom Green, there'd be no Your Mom's House.

So... Isn't that wild that you were really an innovator? You were like the first generation of DIY television.

Guys, what I'm trying to say is everybody only talks about the bad stuff. What about the good stuff?

Now, the real question is, what's episode two going to be like?

Oh, hell no.

Is Charlie a boy? Charlie's a girl, yeah.

Is that a rascal or a golf cart?

Oh, it fell on him.

Shit.

Because of us, you mean?

This is good. All of us being jerks creating this stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, man. The face plant is... Yeah. That's always hard to watch.

That's the line, you know, you know, so yeah. Hey Tom, did you get your period?

Hold on. I'm going to put it in my app so I get my days.

It is kind of cool.

Let's play some more of that.

Have you seen his Facebook posts and his social media posts? They're very unnatural. Okay. You know what it is? It's like the uncanny valley. Do you know what that is? Like when someone's robotic where they appear to be human.

But something's just slightly off.

The dark side of the force.

How do you feel watching it? What do you feel?

That's pretty great.

Yeah, everybody has alternate research now. They're like, you know, I know that's what we all learn.

What kind of research?

I don't know. They're always so worried that the homosexuality is contagious. I don't think you just catch it.

That's a good name for a podcast.

I do too. I mean, shit, I'm excited to see episode two.

I don't want them to.

Maybe there's another episode already.

Yeah, Bryce, don't let Dana White scare you. You got a voice. Please.

Yeah, what can you do?

How are you feeling, Tom?

What can you do?

Oh, they've been attacking her all day. The construction on top. Oh, God, I got it.

Tell me, what are your symptoms?

That was really cool. I like that.

Not her. She just goes right in.

That was really nice. Thank you.

I thought she got maced because her eyes are all red and makes her nose run.

Let's see it. Oh, wow. Oh, wow.

How's he doing that?

Oh, wow.

Oh.

Kid loves it. And he's feeling. Oh, my goodness.

Wow.

Oh, he's doing YMCA. That's cool.