Karen Kilgariff

I don't think you'd need one for a 5K or maybe not even a 10K.

I don't think you'd need one for a 5K or maybe not even a 10K.

I know. It's weird.

I know. It's weird.

Look at us. There's still time to go back. I'm like, no, there fucking isn't.

Look at us. There's still time to go back. I'm like, no, there fucking isn't.

She went to pick her up at school and came home without her. Where is the, like, there's no. How do you miss that?

She went to pick her up at school and came home without her. Where is the, like, there's no. How do you miss that?

Oh, it's not fair. It's not fair. That's hilarious.

Oh, it's not fair. It's not fair. That's hilarious.

Oh, you see fucking everything when I'm trying to be sneaky and then I'm trying to do a show. I'm not going to tell you the title of this one, but you'll probably get it. Okay. Hi, everyone. That it just goes into. Somewhere in the Midwest during the 80s, my younger sister and I were dragged to my grandpa's house so the family could go out back and play cards.

Oh, you see fucking everything when I'm trying to be sneaky and then I'm trying to do a show. I'm not going to tell you the title of this one, but you'll probably get it. Okay. Hi, everyone. That it just goes into. Somewhere in the Midwest during the 80s, my younger sister and I were dragged to my grandpa's house so the family could go out back and play cards.

Like, what would you give to fucking be there right now? Right? In the 60s, you said? 80s, even. In the Midwest, playing cards in the backyard.

Like, what would you give to fucking be there right now? Right? In the 60s, you said? 80s, even. In the Midwest, playing cards in the backyard.

And speaking of Miller High Life, there's just like bottles popping, right?

And speaking of Miller High Life, there's just like bottles popping, right?

When we first arrived, everyone ate dinner and then the kids were promptly shoved into the spare room to, quote, play. This bedroom was circa 1960 with shag carpet, rock hard bed. My grandma had this fucking room. Everything smelled musty and it had a small TV with a VCR in the bottom to play Lassie for the hundredth time. Like, I am there. Yeah. You know? It was kid prison, which is one word.

When we first arrived, everyone ate dinner and then the kids were promptly shoved into the spare room to, quote, play. This bedroom was circa 1960 with shag carpet, rock hard bed. My grandma had this fucking room. Everything smelled musty and it had a small TV with a VCR in the bottom to play Lassie for the hundredth time. Like, I am there. Yeah. You know? It was kid prison, which is one word.

I'm about seven and the oldest between all the kids. There are five of us bored out of our minds. So naturally we need to do something about that. Earlier during dinner, I remembered seeing this massive jar in the fridge filled with red stuff. And before being shoved into kid prison, I got a sneak peek. Now to the master plan.

I'm about seven and the oldest between all the kids. There are five of us bored out of our minds. So naturally we need to do something about that. Earlier during dinner, I remembered seeing this massive jar in the fridge filled with red stuff. And before being shoved into kid prison, I got a sneak peek. Now to the master plan.