Karl

My horse, this time Rodney, won race one at Trentham quite a number of years ago now.

I think maybe 15 years ago, maybe even more than that, to be honest.

So it's close to my heart, Wellington Cup Day.

Unfortunately, no one was there to collect information

the prize because everyone was away in our syndicate.

So we nominated a mate of ours to go and pick it up.

His name was Austin.

And we said, Austin, can you represent us and pick up the cup and the wet ward and everything?

And he absolutely disgraced himself in the winner's enclosure where you get free champagne and beers.

Absolutely made a pig of himself in there.

And it really sullied our syndicate from then on.

That's a vibe punt for me.

What a great name, Vodka Martini.

Nice.

Okay.

And as per usual, we'll put all of these out on the BetSlip, on all our socials.

Have you got any stats to impress the ladies this week, Carl?

Well, next week I think maybe a Super Bowl Stats to Impress the Ladies special.

We'll look forward to that.

So without further ado then, with no Stats to Impress the Ladies, we'll climb into the bedroom and get on with our three-way.