Chapter 1: What big wins were highlighted from last weekend's sports?
live from the export beer garden studios this is the acc sportsbook powered by the tab the acc sportsbook thanks to the tab oh g'day carl happy bloody new year to you uh i know you've been done a sportsbook before this but it's my first one of the year
Welcome back, Lane. Welcome back. We've missed you. Let's just say Finn doesn't quite have... The chops.
The chops. He doesn't have the chops, let's be honest. He doesn't have the chops. Disappointing for me. I've been in Japan for a significant period and... Quite early on, I discovered that I didn't have a VPN on my phone, which meant that I couldn't punt. So there was a lot of text messages.
I owe a lot of people a lot of money in terms of just sending a text and saying, hey, can you put $10 on this? Can you put $10 on Steve Smith getting a duck, blah, blah, blah. So I'm now going around just transferring money to people's accounts because I couldn't access the TAB from Japan, but that's fine.
Chapter 2: What betting opportunities are available for this weekend?
What about a little trick of the trade? If you run it off your New Zealand data,
Oh.
Then it's fine.
Oh, okay. Then it's fine. I had a travel SIM, unfortunately. I had one of those mobile Wi-Fi units. Damn it. Damn it. Why didn't you tell me that before I left, Carl? I feel like we've discussed this before.
Yeah, I know.
The USA and Australia. That's true.
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Chapter 3: What tips were shared during the Grab A Pen segment?
That's true. It's been a pretty significant week for you chaps, the Karaka Millions last week. That was huge. Any big winners that we can crow about?
Nothing's come through from Kadaka itself.
Oh, BGP? BGP boys? The boys get paid, guys?
BGP, they had a 69%.
return on investment there that's pretty good more than happy with that i think that's pretty good back going back to their roots the bgp boys uh i i love what they do in terms of that group hunting and that group experience and i was stoked to see them pick a couple of four dollar winners as well which really helped that uh pod explode i think they got back-to-back winners and there were a few people uh in the intane marquee that were a bit worried there for a little bit
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Chapter 4: How did the Karaka Millions perform for bettors?
Very good. So in the sports realm, obviously things are starting to ramp up now, not only here but around the world. So any big winners?
I've got a couple here. First one, it was a big bet into a big win. Someone has put $1,000 on a two-leg EPL multi. Fulham to beat Brighton. At $5. Yeah. And Tottenham minus one goal against Burnley at $3.50. $1,000 on that to return $17,500. Okay. Not a bad go there. Yep. And then I've got two, a 14-leg and a 12-leg spider NBA multis.
Sickos.
$5 into $1,300 and $5 into $2,000.
You see, that's what I'm talking about. That's grassroots multi-punting right there, Carl. Like grassroots, $5, okay? I don't want this big stuff. $5 into $2,000. That's the kind of stuff that I can really get behind. The $5 massive cockroach. So in terms of what's going on at the moment, I've caught a bit of the Aussie Open and I've caught a bit of Djokovic's flap.
Have you seen his gash on his ā have you seen his blister on his foot, Djokovic?
No, I feel like I've been set up here. I have not.
No, no, you're not being set up. He's got a ā he's like ā Sports people do blisters differently, don't they? Because when I get a blister, it's like the size of maybe like tiny kind of marble, like a marble on the back of my foot. He's got a blister on the kind of front ball of his foot and it looks like an open wound. It's so gross. And I focused in on it and I was like... What?
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Chapter 5: What are the latest odds for the Australian Open tennis matches?
What's the ā maybe a little bit off topic here, but what's the go-to when you've got a blister? Are you draining it? Oh, yeah, man. Are you leaving it just ā It's too tempting for me.
I'm weak when it comes to a lot of things, and when it comes to squeezing something that's squeezable, I'm into it, whether it's a blackhead, whether it's a pimple. My teenage son, I chase him around the house trying to squeeze his pimples. He's not happy with it. But I can't help that. If I've got a blister, I'm popping that bad boy.
And ideally, just putting a pinprick in it and making a bit of a geyser and then remove the skin and then deal with the consequences. But anyway, he actually got through to the semis. His opposition retired hurt before he did. So that was good for him. So what are we seeing? Now we're into the pointy end, aren't we? We're into the semis.
We are. We're talking about tennis. Stick with Djokovic. He is $8.50 head-to-head against Yannick Sinner, who's $1.07.
He's a defending champ, though, Yannick Sinner.
He is, and he's played some really, really good tennis. I haven't had any word from the precogs on this match because it was just found out last night. But... I'd hazard a guess to say that the punters are going to pile in on Djokovic at $8.50.
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Chapter 6: What insights were provided on the upcoming UFC fights?
He has got that gaping wound, though, on his foot. That's my only issue.
He also has 24 majors. Yeah, that's true.
That's true. And he loves Aussie, too. The Aussies love him, too. So he'll have the crowd behind him.
Yeah, so watch this space. I don't know. He's getting a bit old, a bit long in the tooth, but maybe one more. And the other game, Alcaraz versus Alexander Zverev. Alcaraz, $1.20. Zverev is $4.50. 98% of the money is on Alcaraz.
Yep, I'm not surprised. I quite like Carlos Alcaraz because I watched his quarterfinal where his opposition got warned by the umpire for delaying his serve. And they both ganged up on the umpire. Did you see that? And he's like, dang, guys. And Carlos Aguirre says, what are you doing? Like his opposition was serving and he warned him. And Alcaraz is like, I wasn't ready.
That's why he didn't serve.
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Chapter 7: How are the Super Bowl betting trends shaping up?
And they both went up to the chair and just like tore strips off the umpire. I fucking love that. I love that both players ganging up and then going back. So I think he's ā I like Alcaraz. I love the fact that he did that. Anyway, anything else juicy coming out of there?
In the women's, my favorite women's tennis player at the moment, Sabalenka, 66% of the money on her over Svitolina, $1.26 v $3.75. And then the other game is Jessica Pegula, $2.60 versus Elena Rabakina at $1.50.
Is Pegula, is she the daughter of the guy who owns an NFL team?
Team, I think. Is that Jojo? It's Terry Pagula. I don't know if they are related. Yeah, they are.
She's the daughter.
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Chapter 8: What are the key horse racing bets for the Wellington Cup weekend?
Oh, wow. Nepo.
What a Nepo baby. Yeah, she's just playing for fun, so watch out. She's quite dangerous. She's playing against a Kazakhstani. A Kazakhstani opposition.
Yeah, Terry Pagula made all his money out of fracking.
Yeah, I'm a big fan of fracking. You're a fracker? I think we should frack the shit out of him. Yeah, frack everything. Yeah, let's frack you. Anyway, okay, UFC, what's happening here? I saw Paddy the Baddie get his beans last week. He did, yep. Well, he didn't really get his beans. He copped a hiding, but he stayed on his feet.
This week, the card is, if you go to the TNB website, the website in particular, and open up UFC 325, there is Australian and New Zealand flags everywhere. There's only one fight on this card that doesn't have a Kiwi or an Australian in it. It's pretty cool. Where is the fight?
Is it in Aussie or something?
It's in Sydney, yeah. So this is Volk Alexander Volkanovski versus Diego Lopez for the championship bout. Volk is $1.67. Lopez, $2.20. It's pretty evenly split in that fight. But the co-main, our man, Dan Hooker, maybe the scariest man on the planet, versus Benoit St-Denis. He is $1.30. Hooker's $3.60, but... Kiwi's piling into hooker. Nice.
And then Taitui Vasa, another well-known name for Australia. He's $3.90 against his opponent. Punter's piling into him. And on the early prelims, there's another Kiwi, Aaron Toe, $2.10. Punter's also getting into that.
Okay, well, I'd say there'd be a fair amount of UFC fans flying over for this one over to Sydney. Yeah, it's a big weekend. Buckle up, Sydney. Buckle up any bouncers or doorman on any sort of bars around Sydney because everyone's going to come out punching. And like early Super Bowl stuff, we've got our Super Bowl finalists now. It's the Patriots versus the Angry Seagulls.
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