Katie
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
I made no effort to clean myself up.
I have last night's makeup on.
I have maybe like those juicy couture sweatpants on with juicy across my butt.
Crop top.
I look like a mess.
I smell like a bar.
My mom is clearly ashamed of my choices.
He did make me give her the Percocet.
Smart.
He takes me to the dentist.
And the minute that I walk in, I realized that my Jesus loving mother was
has taken me to the most Christian dentist there could ever be.
And I know that she's not acting that disappointed, but that this is her form of retribution for me.
I proceeded to spend the next two hours in the dentist chair, smelling like bar and staring up at scenes from the Bible, listening to all the Jesus movies there is in the world.
It was.
It was actually really impressive.