Keilan

Hey, guys.

Hey, guys.

Well, has anyone ever apartment shopped in L.A.?

Like, genuinely, yeah.

But it's okay.

Did I talk about it last time?

I know I talked about apartment shopping, but did I talk about the one that I was, like, excited about?

Well, guys, I was excited for an apartment.

I thought I was going to eat that one, too, and I didn't.

Okay?

Still hungry.

Well, and like, let me tell y'all some right now.

Hey, can I tell y'all something?

If the property manager tells you it's yours, don't listen to him until the fucking landlord says it.

Okay.

Because I literally had like a property manager who showed up with the lease type shit and was like, and you know, it's so funny.

Everything in reverse makes sense because on Sunday we were meeting on Sunday.

I met with the landlord on Sunday.

um and he was like yeah you can totally just bring your check like bitches like like he was fucking with me like he was like girl it's done like they're gonna love you i was like period but i couldn't get a check because it was sunday and i was like damn i'll have to pay you later the universe said baby that's not yours

And then I did I talk about I scratched my car on the way out.