Do You Know What They Do To the Male Chicks? w/ Keilan!

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What experiences did Keilan have while living in London?

Keilan 0:18
Hey, guys. Hey, guys. Well, has anyone ever apartment shopped in L.A.? Like, genuinely, yeah. But it's okay. Did I talk about it last time?
Dom Roberts 0:27
Yeah.
Keilan 0:27
I know I talked about apartment shopping, but did I talk about the one that I was, like, excited about?
Dom Roberts 0:31
Um, no. I don't think so.
Keilan 0:32
Well, guys, I was excited for an apartment. I thought I was going to eat that one, too, and I didn't. Okay? Still hungry.
Dom Roberts 0:39
Still hungry.

What challenges did Keilan face while apartment shopping?

Dom Roberts 0:39
It was just, it's like fucked up because like, specifically what went down with your situation. Yes. Like ultra ghetto.
Keilan 0:47
Well, and like, let me tell y'all some right now. Hey, can I tell y'all something? If the property manager tells you it's yours, don't listen to him until the fucking landlord says it. Okay. Because I literally had like a property manager who showed up with the lease type shit and was like, and you know, it's so funny. Everything in reverse makes sense because on Sunday we were meeting on Sunday. I met with the landlord on Sunday. um and he was like yeah you can totally just bring your check like bitches like like he was fucking with me like he was like girl it's done like they're gonna love you i was like period but i couldn't get a check because it was sunday and i was like damn i'll have to pay you later the universe said baby that's not yours
Keilan 1:17
And then I did I talk about I scratched my car on the way out. Oh, girl, I scratched my brand new car. Brand new. I scratched that shit on the side, getting out that driveway.

How did the conversation shift to discussing male chicks?

Keilan 1:29
And honestly, if I'm being so real, like I loved that apartment so much. But after I scratched it and got out when I slept on it and I woke up something deep in my energetic core was like, but my place would do that, though.
Dom Roberts 1:40
There's always something like I remember one time. This is not the same at all. But I remember one time I went on a date. Yeah. And like all my shit was fucked up. Like, oh, yeah. Literally, like. almost crashed my car literally like broke shit on my way out yes i you know i've also done that too though i broke my perfume bottle just cut my hand open i should have known right there bitch i should have known right there and it's just like it's so funny because i feel like those those things will happen it'll be like also go though
Keilan 2:11
no and that was literally me like i was like y'all ain't gonna be able to park and i am gonna have to literally scrape the side of my car every single time i get in there but like honestly fuck it run it like i was like just send me the fucking shit and i'm just weak as fuck because now my car just scratched like this no and i remember when i scratched it i was weak because i was like you can't take it to the dealership well no i'm going to i haven't started paying my insurance what yeah oh hello
Maya Umemoto Gorman 2:35
oh my god how did i get how did i get pranked like this oh hey you are so oh you're so quiet good morning oh hey oh and when our pipes are done for i'm like great that's awesome that's awesome well and let's and i'm like well bitch i'm sick
Keilan 2:59
Girl, I'm sick. Oh, oh, oh. And make some noise for the team.

What happens to male chicks in the poultry industry?

Keilan 3:02
And make some noise for the team. Like, literally. Make some noise for the team. Hey, come on in. Come on in.
Maya Umemoto Gorman 3:08
Oh, my God. Okay, that's your friend. Sit up. Girl, sit your ass up. I can't make myself at home.
Keilan 3:17
yes you can welcome home guys welcome to the stage like we know her we love her like Keelan guys like Keelan these pants these pants are sexy oh thank you I borrowed them oh guys for those of you who don't wait the episode that we did together was just us not thinking about it we've never we've never done it all right and I'm like the divas who are like from the old testament will remember Keelan but like if you're new and you don't know this person like well and Christmas last year oh yeah yeah you popped in you popped in right so you might know her but if not like y'all know keelan like bestie literally like i don't know like i don't you already know um my actual blood brother and motherfucker who decided to move to london i did and now you're back now i'm back hello i know you're not even back but right i love you mush i love you mush that's more welsh that's more well oh

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