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Upstairs Neighbors

Do You Know What They Do To the Male Chicks? w/ Keilan!

07 Jan 2026

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Chapter 1: What experiences did Keilan have while living in London?

18.847 - 26.983 Keilan

Hey, guys. Hey, guys. Well, has anyone ever apartment shopped in L.A.? Like, genuinely, yeah. But it's okay. Did I talk about it last time?

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27.564 - 27.805 Dom Roberts

Yeah.

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27.825 - 30.57 Keilan

I know I talked about apartment shopping, but did I talk about the one that I was, like, excited about?

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31.392 - 32.795 Dom Roberts

Um, no. I don't think so.

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32.955 - 37.863 Keilan

Well, guys, I was excited for an apartment. I thought I was going to eat that one, too, and I didn't. Okay? Still hungry.

39.184 - 39.885 Dom Roberts

Still hungry.

Chapter 2: What challenges did Keilan face while apartment shopping?

39.905 - 47.594 Dom Roberts

It was just, it's like fucked up because like, specifically what went down with your situation. Yes. Like ultra ghetto.

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47.634 - 63.732 Keilan

Well, and like, let me tell y'all some right now. Hey, can I tell y'all something? If the property manager tells you it's yours, don't listen to him until the fucking landlord says it. Okay. Because I literally had like a property manager who showed up with the lease type shit and was like, and you know, it's so funny. Everything in reverse makes sense because on Sunday we were meeting on Sunday.

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63.752 - 77.372 Keilan

I met with the landlord on Sunday. um and he was like yeah you can totally just bring your check like bitches like like he was fucking with me like he was like girl it's done like they're gonna love you i was like period but i couldn't get a check because it was sunday and i was like damn i'll have to pay you later the universe said baby that's not yours

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77.437 - 89.835 Keilan

And then I did I talk about I scratched my car on the way out. Oh, girl, I scratched my brand new car. Brand new. I scratched that shit on the side, getting out that driveway.

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Chapter 3: How did the conversation shift to discussing male chicks?

89.855 - 100.491 Keilan

And honestly, if I'm being so real, like I loved that apartment so much. But after I scratched it and got out when I slept on it and I woke up something deep in my energetic core was like, but my place would do that, though.

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100.471 - 113.097 Dom Roberts

There's always something like I remember one time. This is not the same at all. But I remember one time I went on a date. Yeah. And like all my shit was fucked up. Like, oh, yeah. Literally, like.

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113.397 - 131.828 Dom Roberts

almost crashed my car literally like broke shit on my way out yes i you know i've also done that too though i broke my perfume bottle just cut my hand open i should have known right there bitch i should have known right there and it's just like it's so funny because i feel like those those things will happen it'll be like also go though

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131.808 - 153.833 Keilan

no and that was literally me like i was like y'all ain't gonna be able to park and i am gonna have to literally scrape the side of my car every single time i get in there but like honestly fuck it run it like i was like just send me the fucking shit and i'm just weak as fuck because now my car just scratched like this no and i remember when i scratched it i was weak because i was like you can't take it to the dealership well no i'm going to i haven't started paying my insurance what yeah oh hello

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155.888 - 179.28 Maya Umemoto Gorman

oh my god how did i get how did i get pranked like this oh hey you are so oh you're so quiet good morning oh hey oh and when our pipes are done for i'm like great that's awesome that's awesome well and let's and i'm like well bitch i'm sick

179.26 - 182.647 Keilan

Girl, I'm sick. Oh, oh, oh. And make some noise for the team.

Chapter 4: What happens to male chicks in the poultry industry?

182.667 - 187.156 Keilan

And make some noise for the team. Like, literally. Make some noise for the team. Hey, come on in. Come on in.

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188.038 - 197.657 Maya Umemoto Gorman

Oh, my God. Okay, that's your friend. Sit up. Girl, sit your ass up. I can't make myself at home.

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197.637 - 227.391 Keilan

yes you can welcome home guys welcome to the stage like we know her we love her like Keelan guys like Keelan these pants these pants are sexy oh thank you I borrowed them oh guys for those of you who don't wait the episode that we did together was just us not thinking about it we've never we've never done it all right and I'm like the divas who are like from the old testament will remember Keelan but like if you're new and you don't know this person like well and Christmas last year

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227.371 - 250.83 Keilan

oh yeah yeah you popped in you popped in right so you might know her but if not like y'all know keelan like bestie literally like i don't know like i don't you already know um my actual blood brother and motherfucker who decided to move to london i did and now you're back now i'm back hello i know you're not even back but right i love you mush i love you mush that's more welsh that's more well oh

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252.093 - 278.865 Keilan

well and let the girls know what you're doing in london well i'm living i'm living the move was for grad school right so i'm in because wake this up we have some grad school divas in the chat grad school divas grad school's hot right grad school's in art grad school mind you all right yeah i'm studying dance Right. Thank you, art.

Chapter 5: How has Keilan's diet changed since being in London?

278.966 - 284.072 Keilan

Studying dance, like, literally doing your whole one, too, and, like, moved to London and the whole world opened up for you. It's just, like, that was awesome.

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284.112 - 284.673 Dom Roberts

No, yeah. No, literally.

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284.693 - 285.354 Keilan

In my third eye.

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285.855 - 289.059 Dom Roberts

Well, and I need to, like, I want to come visit you back. I know. Same.

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289.38 - 291.282 Keilan

I want you guys there.

291.302 - 291.943 Dom Roberts

Oh, okay.

292.343 - 292.644 Keilan

So bad.

292.664 - 295.007 Maya Umemoto Gorman

He got his life. He got his life. Look at this.

296.229 - 296.449 Keilan

No.

Chapter 6: What insights did Keilan gain from his dance program?

296.549 - 298.712 Maya Umemoto Gorman

Right. The flashbacks you're having. No, because you know it's visceral.

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298.752 - 329.608 Keilan

You know you feel visceral. You guys would really... let's find something like i feel like i'm it's so mad it's honestly really magical pros and cons obviously pros like any place yeah right but there's so much magic in the city and yeah so just genuinely wish every bitch that i know and laugh from here like y'all Would also be there. Yeah. I love it. I know. I do miss my girls.

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329.648 - 335.639 Keilan

I'm so happy to be back right now. Yeah. Please come visit me. Oh, I mean, I'm happy to be here.

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Chapter 7: What reflections did Keilan share about fear and personal growth?

335.679 - 337.122 Keilan

Obviously. Yeah. You're going to visit.

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337.142 - 342.471 Dom Roberts

Oh, come visit you. Literally, just say when. I mean, like, preferably give me enough time to buy a late night seat.

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342.691 - 356.276 Keilan

No, because y'all be like saying when you're like, I have this. Oh, well, because will you too, my heart? Well, yeah. Because you're running your shit up. I'm running my shit crazy. Which is so real and it's great. And then we can go see the UK girls in the chat. The UK girls. I know, guys.

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Chapter 8: What advice did Keilan give about pursuing one's passions?

356.316 - 377.933 Keilan

Is there a school out there that wants to have us or something? I don't know. Honestly, probably. Because I'm like, guys, there are UK girls in the chat. Well, I told y'all I met a neighbor. Yes. On set. I literally worked a fucking music video. Tell the girls. I was on a Twigs video. FKA. Shout out Mudza. Shout out Capricorns. Shout out her. Honestly, she needs to watch the pod.

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377.953 - 386.445 Keilan

Like, send her the link, y'all. For real. Like, if you ever want to come, like, you know. But one of the, you know what to do. I mean, if she bought it, for real, if she bought it, for real. You know it's T-Girl.

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386.705 - 389.55 Dom Roberts

No, come keep with the Capricorn. But shout out to Antoine. Multiple Capricorns.

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389.73 - 401.384 Keilan

Multiple Cap, and I'm happy it's giving Capricorn, Capricorn on the pod because last time I was, I was just standing. Right. Um, And we need our moment. But shout out to Antoine who another dancer on the video.

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401.524 - 402.748 Maya Umemoto Gorman

Shout out. Antoine.

402.768 - 412.172 Keilan

It was so crazy like across the pond for him to be like I just saw that he followed the podcast and I was like those are my

412.152 - 438.885 Keilan

that's literally those are my sisters no literally in christ no like it right it's the impact is is going everywhere so i love you guys so much no and like we love you and they want you so well we would love to come guys we would love to come send them someone like get them to london so they can like come hang out for real and like get paid while doing it or something right like it's giving or fuck it even if not oh yeah i mean london's expensive you might want to get a job

438.865 - 453.347 Keilan

really like new york like i know like how bad more and i think the thing that more than new york and i think agree with that like london more than new york yeah you for sure how much time did you spend in london

453.631 - 471.964 Unknown

I've spent like a decent amount over the years. Cause like my best friend from middle school lives there and like grew up. She's like, both of her parents are British, but she's split time our whole lives. So, but a decent amount, but it's so, yeah, it's all my favorite parts of New York, but it's like better.

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