Scams, Spiders & Spike Fearn

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What pest problems are the hosts dealing with in their apartment?

Unknown 0:00
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Dom Roberts 0:34
Girl, they done set us a cool la. It says, Busty, you're hot. It's hot. So here are a few beachy essentials just for you. Touch grass, touch sand, touch somebody's hand. Just get out there. Oh my God. Because anyone can love your friends at Tinder. Oh my god, Tinder, thank you. But also
Maya Umemoto Gorman 0:52
guys.
Dom Roberts 0:53
Guys, unboxings are like our favorite. Like You're that?
Maya Umemoto Gorman 0:57
That's what it was like a little like it's buttons. A speaker on the back? A speaker?
Dom Roberts 1:02
Yes. Wait, hold on. Oh how oh oh that's not. Okay. Okay, right.
Maya Umemoto Gorman 1:06
We've been running, not lifting.
Dom Roberts 1:08
Exactly. No strength training. Okay. Oh, oh she go she gonna break the boo. It's the JBL. Okay. No worries, love. Wait, like let me just go ahead and like take that swap off.
Maya Umemoto Gorman 1:22
Oh my god! The Lola camera. Not that anyone asked. But like, wait, these are so steep. The quickness of that? Wait, the tinder hat.
Dom Roberts 1:31
This.
Maya Umemoto Gorman 1:32
Honestly, I kind of needed
Dom Roberts 1:33
this today. I'm not even gonna hold you. Wait,
Maya Umemoto Gorman 1:35
oh my god, the ice cubes that hard. I'm kinda living for these fake ice cubes. Oh my god, that's like ASM. What else?
Dom Roberts 1:47
Oh we
Maya Umemoto Gorman 1:48
know it so
Dom Roberts 1:48
well. Oh wow. M E J Clip. Wait, I'm wearing strangers. Okay, guys. Be careful with this one because I did do this on a date once and like it ended in a kiss. Like I don't I don't know. I don't know. That's what happens. Well some sunscreen. Right, and we love the classic lips. Like this for my summer blowout party inside next year. Guys, what? Oh my god. Like the like me when I'm yelling Tinder. Like I don't know. I'm like me like this. Wow, wow, wow. I mean y'all did your
Maya Umemoto Gorman 2:26
ginormous one.
Dom Roberts 2:28
I'm like obsessed with these for some reason. I want to eat them. Okay, well Tinder, thank you so much. We love you, girl.
Maya Umemoto Gorman 2:35
Guys, imagine you on a beach date like this. Imagine this looking at you. Between your teeth,
Dom Roberts 2:41
crunching it in between your teeth.
Maya Umemoto Gorman 2:43
Oh.
Dom Roberts 2:46
I wanna know about that.
Maya Umemoto Gorman 2:47
I need to know that like it's joint custody. Okay, love. 'Cause I've been looking at her. Oh, okay, love. That's perfect. Guys, period. Period. Shout out Tinder. Thank you, Tinder, so much. And guys, like go on a date this summer. I know. We need to wake up a date. Little once a hangout, an
Dom Roberts 3:03
event. Like nobody wants to go out and have fun anymore. It's like annoying and scary. Yeah.
Maya Umemoto Gorman 3:07
We're we're taking it IRL this year. Yeah.
Dom Roberts 3:19
Hey
Maya Umemoto Gorman 3:21
Forridge. Welcome back to another episode. Like, what the
Dom Roberts 3:24
hell? Um my friend, my friend has a lot to say. Guys, I just have to like say something because this is like a s a sort of a therapeutic kind of space for me. But like, did I talk about this last week? I feel like we haven't recorded in so long, but we have. Was it not happening last week? Two weeks ago you it was happening
Unknown 3:42
and you
Dom Roberts 3:42
talked about it. Was that two weeks ago?
Unknown 3:45
Yeah, it was.
Dom Roberts 3:48
I'm about to lose my fucking mind. I know. I'm sorry. I didn't know it's been two weeks. Okay, so I've just been having like a problem. Do you guys mind if I have a problem? Um I've been having like pest da like pests in my house. Like at this point I'm too scared to even say the name of the pests because I genuinely like feel like I'm manifesting them and that's like something that I'm gonna work on like with my mental, but like You might know them from such hitters as like Charlotte's Webb, um, James and the Giant Peach, like I don't know, but those motherfuckers been in my shit like, ooh, na na na na real bad.
Maya Umemoto Gorman 4:22
Got him going crazy for my poon. For my poo
Dom Roberts 4:24
bad like apparently for my poo na na na na. Um, and I'm kind of like doing this thing right now where I'm not really like sleeping and I'm kind of just like showing up because here's the thing, like to make like a really a two week long apparently story short. I had one on me fucking leg, never forget. And that one just really set this bitch off. Because at that point it was like oh, like

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