Keilan
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619 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard Jan 2026
last heard 7 Jan
Keilan’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Like, I never felt more American than when I fucking played Catan, bitch, because that was speedrun capital.
And I was like, oh, the illness lives within me.
The illness lives within me.
mind you i was bred from the illness because if you haven't played katan it's literally giving like you build like settlements and roads type shit it's fun as fuck but the whole point is to build you need to expand and that's how we should have known expand expand your empire fucking bullshit but like that's the whole goal and it's like everybody start with just a little plot of land bitch you got sheep i got wood you got stone you know i'm saying we start playing and i'm like can i have some stone
be like yeah fuck it if you were like can i get some wood for a sheep i'd be like here take hella wood bitch i don't give a fuck three four settlements d you see other bitches start expanding i literally was like i don't want your fucking sheep i'm keeping my fucking wood and actually while i'm at it let me get some sheep from you yeah four woods since you made it so bad like let me keep all this wood baby because by the end all this wood so y'all don't have any guy we literally were like no yeah no more no
I mean, no, I'm going to handle it.
It's like, oh, it's like, oh, it's like, oh, yeah.
Now it's awkward because I'm literally a capitalist.
Like, that's fucking sick.
Budgeting is in.
can't all hoard wealth we don't need to right why are we being set up for that it's kind of good you're actually fucking me up right now because yes girl stocks my dad been trying to get me into stocks for so long for so long and i'm about to crack but i'm just like it's like do a stop here's the thing i'm all about this
No, real talk, real talk.
So we leave you with that.
And that's coming from LA.
Well, and I want to ask you one more thing.
Like we got like five minutes on the talk type shit for the girlies out there.
Cause I feel like we got a lot of girls who'd be like, you know, I'm going to grad school.
I'm doing my one, two bitch.
I'm scared.
Like no tea.
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