Keith Payne

And so I had brushed my teeth. And I did a great job not eating a bunch of candy. But I was a little peckish because I was in the car for so long.

And so I had brushed my teeth. And I did a great job not eating a bunch of candy. But I was a little peckish because I was in the car for so long.

And so I had brushed my teeth. And I did a great job not eating a bunch of candy. But I was a little peckish because I was in the car for so long.

So I took a couple of these oat bars with me to bed. And Delta saw that.

So I took a couple of these oat bars with me to bed. And Delta saw that.

So I took a couple of these oat bars with me to bed. And Delta saw that.

Yeah, post-brush. And she goes, Daddy, you can't eat after you brush your teeth. And to which I responded, and I don't even know if this is true, but I vaguely remember hearing this. That the reason you're brushing your teeth is that over a certain amount of hours, the food on there turns into tartar and then plaque.

Yeah, post-brush. And she goes, Daddy, you can't eat after you brush your teeth. And to which I responded, and I don't even know if this is true, but I vaguely remember hearing this. That the reason you're brushing your teeth is that over a certain amount of hours, the food on there turns into tartar and then plaque.

Yeah, post-brush. And she goes, Daddy, you can't eat after you brush your teeth. And to which I responded, and I don't even know if this is true, but I vaguely remember hearing this. That the reason you're brushing your teeth is that over a certain amount of hours, the food on there turns into tartar and then plaque.

And what you're really doing when you brush your teeth is interrupting that phase before it can turn into plaque.

And what you're really doing when you brush your teeth is interrupting that phase before it can turn into plaque.

And what you're really doing when you brush your teeth is interrupting that phase before it can turn into plaque.

So I said to them that, and really my only commitment is to interrupt that phase every 12 hours. And I'm going to wake up in the morning and brush my teeth before that phase could have happened. And I could look at all their faces and they're like, A, I don't know if this, this doesn't sound right. B, why is this guy, why is he going to do everything so fucking different?

So I said to them that, and really my only commitment is to interrupt that phase every 12 hours. And I'm going to wake up in the morning and brush my teeth before that phase could have happened. And I could look at all their faces and they're like, A, I don't know if this, this doesn't sound right. B, why is this guy, why is he going to do everything so fucking different?

So I said to them that, and really my only commitment is to interrupt that phase every 12 hours. And I'm going to wake up in the morning and brush my teeth before that phase could have happened. And I could look at all their faces and they're like, A, I don't know if this, this doesn't sound right. B, why is this guy, why is he going to do everything so fucking different?

Either brush your teeth after the snacks, but guess what?

Either brush your teeth after the snacks, but guess what?

Either brush your teeth after the snacks, but guess what?

Yeah. That's the truth. Maybe I'll apologize to them. Well, no, it is the truth that I'm being naughty, but it's also true that I believe what I said.

Yeah. That's the truth. Maybe I'll apologize to them. Well, no, it is the truth that I'm being naughty, but it's also true that I believe what I said.