Keith Payne

I'm always like, okay, I'm gonna brush my teeth, but I'm gonna walk into the room and grab my socks, and I'm gonna walk over here, I'm gonna do all this stuff, and I'm gonna pee while I'm brushing my teeth.

I'm always like, okay, I'm gonna brush my teeth, but I'm gonna walk into the room and grab my socks, and I'm gonna walk over here, I'm gonna do all this stuff, and I'm gonna pee while I'm brushing my teeth.

I'm always like, okay, I'm gonna brush my teeth, but I'm gonna walk into the room and grab my socks, and I'm gonna walk over here, I'm gonna do all this stuff, and I'm gonna pee while I'm brushing my teeth.

I'm so annoyed that I have to spend a minute and a half doing this thing, that I end up trying to do a bunch of things, and inevitably, what always happens, I can't learn this lesson enough, I find that I now, I've now taken on something that requires both my hands, and now I just have a toothbrush hanging out of my house. It doesn't save me any time. I always, somehow I end up needing both hands.

I'm so annoyed that I have to spend a minute and a half doing this thing, that I end up trying to do a bunch of things, and inevitably, what always happens, I can't learn this lesson enough, I find that I now, I've now taken on something that requires both my hands, and now I just have a toothbrush hanging out of my house. It doesn't save me any time. I always, somehow I end up needing both hands.

I'm so annoyed that I have to spend a minute and a half doing this thing, that I end up trying to do a bunch of things, and inevitably, what always happens, I can't learn this lesson enough, I find that I now, I've now taken on something that requires both my hands, and now I just have a toothbrush hanging out of my house. It doesn't save me any time. I always, somehow I end up needing both hands.

Everywhere. You ever get toothpaste everywhere? You ever been brushing your teeth and get it everywhere? I'm dying to see. I want to walk into your bathroom and it's just fucking all over your shirt and some's in your hair. Eyebrows are covered in toothpaste.

Everywhere. You ever get toothpaste everywhere? You ever been brushing your teeth and get it everywhere? I'm dying to see. I want to walk into your bathroom and it's just fucking all over your shirt and some's in your hair. Eyebrows are covered in toothpaste.

Everywhere. You ever get toothpaste everywhere? You ever been brushing your teeth and get it everywhere? I'm dying to see. I want to walk into your bathroom and it's just fucking all over your shirt and some's in your hair. Eyebrows are covered in toothpaste.

Yeah, do you look like the woman from Chimp Crazy when she has the numbing cream on her lips?

Yeah, do you look like the woman from Chimp Crazy when she has the numbing cream on her lips?

Yeah, do you look like the woman from Chimp Crazy when she has the numbing cream on her lips?

Sure, sure, sure. Maybe you use an excessive amount of toothpaste and you're getting too much foaming.

Sure, sure, sure. Maybe you use an excessive amount of toothpaste and you're getting too much foaming.

Sure, sure, sure. Maybe you use an excessive amount of toothpaste and you're getting too much foaming.

I think less than we do as with everything, right? We always use way more than we need to. So my hunch is, you know, more. But I would like you to take a picture tonight of how much paste you put on your teeth. Maybe we'll post that.

I think less than we do as with everything, right? We always use way more than we need to. So my hunch is, you know, more. But I would like you to take a picture tonight of how much paste you put on your teeth. Maybe we'll post that.

I think less than we do as with everything, right? We always use way more than we need to. So my hunch is, you know, more. But I would like you to take a picture tonight of how much paste you put on your teeth. Maybe we'll post that.

Because I know people are dying to know. A pea-sized amount. A pea? I'm going much bigger than a pea. For sure. I bet I'm going three to four Ps.

Because I know people are dying to know. A pea-sized amount. A pea? I'm going much bigger than a pea. For sure. I bet I'm going three to four Ps.