Kelly Cates

Oh, and we've got a new kind of Percy Pig that is like little snouts.

I don't know what they are.

To try.

I'd rather have the Colin Caterpillars.

I like them better than a Percy Pig.

I don't like foamy sweets.

They're the Colin Caterpillars.

And then they do.

Yeah, they do.

Are they penny pigs?

The little cola ones?

Fizzy cola bottles are goddamn.

Like when you get bacon without the tail on it.

There's a theme at M&S because I had a cup of tea and the kids had like a little snack at M&S.

Because M&S, if you order tea in the M&S cafe, you get a pot of tea.

So you can control your own strength and your own level of milk.

yes good okay it's one of the few places i'll have tea outside the home and i got a stamp on my virtual stamp on my sparks card so all right only one hot drink away from a free one wow that's big isn't it why did we do this this week we should have left

No, I like an iced coffee, but I'm less fussy about my coffee.

I'll drink any red wine, but I'm fussy about white wine.

And I'll drink any coffee, even though I like the nice stuff, but I'm fussy about my tea.