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Kelly

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
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Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Stealing II

So we violently jump the curb, go through the front yard, and we hit a decorative retaining wall.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Stealing II

And that is what keeps us feet away from going through the front of this stranger's house.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Stealing II

He was sleeping through it.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Stealing II

My like relief at not going through the house is immediately met by seeing the smoke coming out from the engine and going, there is no way that I'm getting out of this.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Stealing II

They're going to know.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Stealing II

So I'm like resigned to that feeling.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Stealing II

The cops show up a few minutes later.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Stealing II

They take me to juvie.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Stealing II

I'm in a folding cell for a few hours until they can get a hold of my parents because this is pre-cell phone.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Stealing II

So they have to wait for my parents to come home from dinner in order to let them know what's happened for them to come get me.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Stealing II

I was used to the yelling and the like, why would you do that?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Stealing II

Or that was like an awful decision and all those things that parents say.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Stealing II

This time it was met with silence, which to me is like even worse.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Stealing II

It was kind of like that.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Stealing II

The drive home the next couple of days and then they sit me down and they say, we think it would be best and safest for you if you go live with your dad in Venezuela.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Stealing II

I had lived there before.