Kelsey Cook

Is that a smell coming out of your mouth?

Is that a smell coming out of your mouth?

Is that a smell coming out of your mouth?

So Chad and I were on a plane together last year, and somebody in our section would not stop farting. Really? Like, I'm talking 30 straight minutes. Wow. Of ripping ass. Yeah, look at his pulse, just the PTSD from this. So he at first, Chad turned to me and was like, is that you? Which I'm like, listen, come on.

So Chad and I were on a plane together last year, and somebody in our section would not stop farting. Really? Like, I'm talking 30 straight minutes. Wow. Of ripping ass. Yeah, look at his pulse, just the PTSD from this. So he at first, Chad turned to me and was like, is that you? Which I'm like, listen, come on.

So Chad and I were on a plane together last year, and somebody in our section would not stop farting. Really? Like, I'm talking 30 straight minutes. Wow. Of ripping ass. Yeah, look at his pulse, just the PTSD from this. So he at first, Chad turned to me and was like, is that you? Which I'm like, listen, come on.

Yo, you ripping ass over here?

Yo, you ripping ass over here?

Yo, you ripping ass over here?

So this person keeps farting. Chad took his headphones off, got up a little bit, and shouted to our entire section, Hey! You stink! Go to the bathroom and take care of it! And I'm like... Wanted to flush myself out of the airplane toilet. I'm just such a non-confrontational person, and he's just so comfortable policing, like being a dad to anybody.

So this person keeps farting. Chad took his headphones off, got up a little bit, and shouted to our entire section, Hey! You stink! Go to the bathroom and take care of it! And I'm like... Wanted to flush myself out of the airplane toilet. I'm just such a non-confrontational person, and he's just so comfortable policing, like being a dad to anybody.

So this person keeps farting. Chad took his headphones off, got up a little bit, and shouted to our entire section, Hey! You stink! Go to the bathroom and take care of it! And I'm like... Wanted to flush myself out of the airplane toilet. I'm just such a non-confrontational person, and he's just so comfortable policing, like being a dad to anybody.

There's a man.

There's a man.

There's a man.

Yeah, we both. We, like, figure out our flights. We figure out hotel together. Nobody's, like, it's not one person taking charge.

Yeah, we both. We, like, figure out our flights. We figure out hotel together. Nobody's, like, it's not one person taking charge.

Yeah, we both. We, like, figure out our flights. We figure out hotel together. Nobody's, like, it's not one person taking charge.

this is the one this is it yeah and so now he meant it and so now he's has it happened again oh now i just i just spend the money now wow okay good yep all right it's that we're both on a plane so much you do start to notice like if you are sitting in main cabin week after week your neck gets so of course you're not sleeping well you're preaching to the fire it's like yeah the second i got a credit card i was like i have never going back it's an investment in your health

this is the one this is it yeah and so now he meant it and so now he's has it happened again oh now i just i just spend the money now wow okay good yep all right it's that we're both on a plane so much you do start to notice like if you are sitting in main cabin week after week your neck gets so of course you're not sleeping well you're preaching to the fire it's like yeah the second i got a credit card i was like i have never going back it's an investment in your health