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Chapter 1: What is the 2025 edition of the RU Garbage card game?
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Yeah, we got over 50 questions right here. Was your babysitter a man? Hit me.
Yes, he was.
Ever been run over? Yes, I have. Can you pick up stuff with your toes? Yes, I can. Gang, available at rugarbage.com, and they're shipping in a day or two. Get on board. Yeah.
Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage? The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.
Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Are You Garbage? Oh, yeah. It's that little show we sit down with your favorite comedians, and we find that they're good to be classy. Yeah. Or if they're just a big old piece of trash. Trash, trash, trash. I'm your host, H. Foley, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here at Tootie's in a new edition.
She's over in the kitchen having a bowl of Crackle and Oat Bran. Okay. That's it? Slow morning. All right. My co-host is coming at you from right next to me. He is the CEO of Are You Garbage? He's an international businessman and my best pal in the whole wide world. Give it up for KJ.
Kevin James Ryan, everybody. What up, gang? How you doing? Thanks for tuning in. As always, please make sure you rate, view, subscribe on iTunes. Full video available on YouTube. Also, full video now available on Spotify as well. And then, obviously, patreon.com. Check it out.
Yes, sir. And gang, we couldn't be more excited to have two incredibly special guests back with us again today. Both very funny comedians. They're a power couple. Midwestern power couple. People magazine's calling them. Not too shabby in the bedroom either, I hear. Fish and Game called them. Ooh, that's hot. Hot. Give it up for Chad Daniels and Kelsey Cook, everybody. Thank you so much.
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Chapter 2: Who are the special guests on this episode?
If it's pre-sliced, I'm not asking for it. It takes too long. They got to wash the thing. They got to go to a different slicer.
I respect that. Sometimes they'll have it pre-sliced.
I like to go in and out on this grocery shopping. Who's doing? Are we doing this together?
Well, we'll do it together. Sometimes if one of us is near it, then we'll just go do it by ourselves. The whole order?
How long of a days are you guys shopping? Because you're both working. You're both traveling.
Yeah, I don't know. We do try to get in and out. Chad is... I would peg Chad as not a cart kind of guy.
Do you grab a cart and go?
Basket guy. Yeah, sometimes basket. Sometimes I go mini cart if she's with. Depends on what we're going to get. I never go full cart.
Never go full cart. Full cart's too much. I'm the same way.
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Chapter 3: How long have Chad and Kelsey been living together?
Both have clear.
Very good. Very good.
Hmm. Who's picking or doing the travel when you guys do stuff together professionally or when you do stuff vacation-wise? Who would be handling that? I think it's both of us.
Yeah, we both. We, like, figure out our flights. We figure out hotel together. Nobody's, like, it's not one person taking charge.
I will tell you there was a time where she depended on upgrades to fly first class. I got to tell you something. 360 ain't doing that.
360 is not waiting for him. You're up front every time.
I'm up front every time.
They're driving him in a motherfucking Porsche. You think they're going to put him in Delta Comfort?
Now, by the way, this is the only thing like this in my life. I don't have any of this other shit anywhere else in my life. Did the fart situation happen in first class? Yes. Really?
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Chapter 4: What are the challenges of traveling as a couple?
Okay, fair enough. She's got him, Austin. She might be the fucking... The chewing of the toenails we left out of the LCA.
By the way, did you even post a recipe about... Brownies or blondies recently, did you?
Oh, yes. That was you with the Cadbury's? Yes, the Cadbury eggs. Oh, my God, you guys. Unbelievable. It was so good. We got to change your algorithm. It was very homey, very cozy.
Why don't you guys start posting something about them smoothies or something?
Get them on board. Oh, yeah, yeah. I'll send you the recipe. It was just a reel I found and decided to make them, and Jesus, they were unreal. My only gripe, only gripe.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not that big into the Cadbury mini eggs. I'm more of a Hershey's mini eggs man. Would you have ever had those?
Oh, I don't know if I have.
They're fantastic.
Better than Cadbury. Yes.
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