Kelsey McKinney

Oh, my God. I do. Okay. So I know this girl, right? Well, I don't know her. A friend of a friend knows her. And she has this terrible boss, right? Like, he's the kind of guy who, like, never wears shoes in the office. Ew. Yeah. And, like, brings his dog in even though people on his staff are allergic. Rude. Yeah. And this is, like, gross tech company, right? So she, like, works all the time.

Oh, my God. I do. Okay. So I know this girl, right? Well, I don't know her. A friend of a friend knows her. And she has this terrible boss, right? Like, he's the kind of guy who, like, never wears shoes in the office. Ew. Yeah. And, like, brings his dog in even though people on his staff are allergic. Rude. Yeah. And this is, like, gross tech company, right? So she, like, works all the time.

She's miserable. Yeah. And one day they're like, hey, we need you to run out and get champagne because it's your boss's birthday. And she's like, okay. So she goes to the grocery store. She's in this, like, huge rush. And the checkout clerk is, like, trying to gab with her, right? Like, he's like, you know, how's your day? How's it going? And she's, like, flustered.

She's miserable. Yeah. And one day they're like, hey, we need you to run out and get champagne because it's your boss's birthday. And she's like, okay. So she goes to the grocery store. She's in this, like, huge rush. And the checkout clerk is, like, trying to gab with her, right? Like, he's like, you know, how's your day? How's it going? And she's, like, flustered.

And she's like, I'm so sorry, but, like, can you please hurry? Yeah.

And she's like, I'm so sorry, but, like, can you please hurry? Yeah.

And then he slows down. He's like taking the bottle really slowly off the conveyor belt. He's like, you know, trying to scan the bottle like halfheartedly. It's like not scanning. And she's like, I'm going to lose my fucking mind. Yeah. Then the bottle like kind of slips and it catches, you know, on the edge of that like scale thing. And it fucking shatters. I mean, glass everywhere.

And then he slows down. He's like taking the bottle really slowly off the conveyor belt. He's like, you know, trying to scan the bottle like halfheartedly. It's like not scanning. And she's like, I'm going to lose my fucking mind. Yeah. Then the bottle like kind of slips and it catches, you know, on the edge of that like scale thing. And it fucking shatters. I mean, glass everywhere.

Glass in his hair, glass in her hair, like sticky champagne fucking on the ceiling, right? Everywhere. Oh, my God. Help hazard. And this girl, because she is like so worked up about this terrible job that she has with this terrible boss, is like... Oh, my God. Like, I can't believe this. I'm in a rush. This is ridiculous.

Glass in his hair, glass in her hair, like sticky champagne fucking on the ceiling, right? Everywhere. Oh, my God. Help hazard. And this girl, because she is like so worked up about this terrible job that she has with this terrible boss, is like... Oh, my God. Like, I can't believe this. I'm in a rush. This is ridiculous.

You think that's a reasonable response here?

You think that's a reasonable response here?

The other thing is that she's kind of raised her voice at him by being like, this is ridiculous. She has gotten a little sharp. And so she's embarrassed. She's like, I'm not really the kind of person who yells. I definitely don't want to be the kind of person who yells at a checkout guy at the grocery store. And so she's like, oh my God, I'm so sorry. It's an accident.

The other thing is that she's kind of raised her voice at him by being like, this is ridiculous. She has gotten a little sharp. And so she's embarrassed. She's like, I'm not really the kind of person who yells. I definitely don't want to be the kind of person who yells at a checkout guy at the grocery store. And so she's like, oh my God, I'm so sorry. It's an accident.

I did not mean to yell at you. And then she looks up and makes eye contact. And he is like, so, so, so hot Ugh. Keep going. Like, what kind of game do you have? What would you do here?

I did not mean to yell at you. And then she looks up and makes eye contact. And he is like, so, so, so hot Ugh. Keep going. Like, what kind of game do you have? What would you do here?

Yes, exactly. And our girl has like no game, but she is good at apologizing. So she's like, I'm so sorry. She's like swooning. Right. And he's like, what kind of person yells at a checkout guy? But there's a wink in his voice. So it's really more like, what kind of person yells at a checkout guy? I think I want to know that kind of person. And then she's like a bad person.

Yes, exactly. And our girl has like no game, but she is good at apologizing. So she's like, I'm so sorry. She's like swooning. Right. And he's like, what kind of person yells at a checkout guy? But there's a wink in his voice. So it's really more like, what kind of person yells at a checkout guy? I think I want to know that kind of person. And then she's like a bad person.

And he's like, hmm, I don't know about that. And then they went out for drinks after his shift was over and they got married. Yes!

And he's like, hmm, I don't know about that. And then they went out for drinks after his shift was over and they got married. Yes!