Kelsey McKinney

I was like, I know my girls are romantic, so I'm going to bring her this cutesy little story.

I was like, I know my girls are romantic, so I'm going to bring her this cutesy little story.

I've already... There's so many things I hate happening in here. Like... Something I think I have kept decently concealed throughout the time as the host of this podcast is that the type of person I have the most like struggles with in my interpersonal life is these people, right?

I've already... There's so many things I hate happening in here. Like... Something I think I have kept decently concealed throughout the time as the host of this podcast is that the type of person I have the most like struggles with in my interpersonal life is these people, right?

Like the like very loud theater kid brand is a type that I really struggle to interact with because I'm a Virgo and I'm not fun. also a thing I don't like is international waters like they could just kill you out there like you shouldn't go out there you definitely should not go out there for work like we barely have any protections in this country don't go out there

Like the like very loud theater kid brand is a type that I really struggle to interact with because I'm a Virgo and I'm not fun. also a thing I don't like is international waters like they could just kill you out there like you shouldn't go out there you definitely should not go out there for work like we barely have any protections in this country don't go out there

Um, I've never been on a cruise and I don't really want to go out there on a cruise. Um, I think the ocean is a beautiful and terrifying place and I respect her by staying away.

Um, I've never been on a cruise and I don't really want to go out there on a cruise. Um, I think the ocean is a beautiful and terrifying place and I respect her by staying away.

Yeah, I mean, yikes. My first job in journalism paid $30,000 before taxes, and I had to move to Washington, D.C., which has one of the highest tax rates in the country. Almost all creative careers are filled with people who are just secretly wealthy, and you don't find that out until they're like 27 somehow. Like they just hide it.

Yeah, I mean, yikes. My first job in journalism paid $30,000 before taxes, and I had to move to Washington, D.C., which has one of the highest tax rates in the country. Almost all creative careers are filled with people who are just secretly wealthy, and you don't find that out until they're like 27 somehow. Like they just hide it.

And I also think there's like in any creative career, if you are successful, you know that part of that is luck. Yeah. And, like, if you don't get lucky, you are kind of screwed, right? Like, I was there. I remember being like, I just need five things to fall in my favor and it'll be fine. And, like, there's nothing you can do to control that, which sucks. Poor Josie.

And I also think there's like in any creative career, if you are successful, you know that part of that is luck. Yeah. And, like, if you don't get lucky, you are kind of screwed, right? Like, I was there. I remember being like, I just need five things to fall in my favor and it'll be fine. And, like, there's nothing you can do to control that, which sucks. Poor Josie.

Ooh, okay. So you have no life expenses, essentially.

Ooh, okay. So you have no life expenses, essentially.

Okay, the thing is, I'm getting it, right? Like, it's cold, it's miserable. Once I dropped my cannoli on the ground in Boston, so I have beef with that city. Like, I understand why she would want to leave. I still am like, don't do it. Like, do not get on this cruise ship.

Okay, the thing is, I'm getting it, right? Like, it's cold, it's miserable. Once I dropped my cannoli on the ground in Boston, so I have beef with that city. Like, I understand why she would want to leave. I still am like, don't do it. Like, do not get on this cruise ship.

That's power, baby.

That's power, baby.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. This woman has been living for eight years at sea in a shared room? Yeah.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. This woman has been living for eight years at sea in a shared room? Yeah.